Day 1,000 of the siege of Seattle.
西雅图围城后的第一千日
WOMAN ON TV:The Muslim community demands an end
回♥教♥徒要求军队撤离清♥真♥寺
The Homeland Security bill is ratified.
国土安全法案获得通过
After eight years, British borders will remain closed.
在八年之后英国边界依旧关闭
The deportation of illegal immigrants will continue.
将继续遣送非法移♥民♥出境
Good morning. Our lead story.
早安 以下是今日要闻
The world was stunned today by the death of Diego Ricardo,
地球上最年轻的人类 迪雅歌♥雷卡多之死
the youngest person on the planet.
造成举世震惊
Baby Diego was stabbed outside a bar in Buenos Aires
宝贝迪雅歌♥在布宜诺思艾利思的一家酒吧外
after refusing to sign an autograph.
因为拒绝帮人签名而遭受刺伤
Witnesses at the scene say…
现场目击者指出…
Excuse me.
借过
…that Diego spat in the face of a fan who asked for an autograph.
迪雅歌♥向索取签名的粉丝吐口水
He was killed in the ensuing brawl. The fan was later beaten to death…
他在随即的争吵中被杀身亡 那名粉丝也在之后…
Coffee, please. Black.
黑咖啡 谢谢
…by the angry crowd.
被愤怒的群众围欧致死
Born in 2009, the son of Marcello and Sylvia Ricardo,
2009年出生 父母为马歇娄与施维雅雷卡多
a working-class couple from Mendoza,
来自于曼多萨的中产阶级
he struggled all his life with the celebrity status
他一生都为其明星身份所困扰
thrust upon him as the world’s youngest person.
就只因为是全世界最年轻的人类
Diego Ricardo, the youngest person on the planet
地球上最年轻的人类迪雅歌♥雷卡多
was 18 years, 4 months,
享年18岁零4个月
20 days, 16 hours and 8 minutes old.
20天 16小时又8分钟
Throughout his life, Diego Ricardo was a tragic reminder
迪雅歌♥雷卡多的一生 仿佛就在提醒世人
of the 18 years of infertility that humanity has endured
人类已有18年无法生育
and its effect upon the world we now live in.
而我们也深深地受此影响
It seems that the mantle of the world’s youngest human has passed to a woman.
看来世上最年轻人类的头衔 将传给一位女性
She is 18 years, 5 months and 1 1 days old.
她的年纪是18岁零5个月又11天
Faron. Mr. Griffiths.
法隆 葛芬斯先生
I seem to be more affected by Baby Diego’s death than I realized, sir.
宝贝迪雅歌♥的死对我打击还蛮大的
If you wouldn’t mind, I’d appreciate it if I could finish my day’s work at home.
如果您不介意的话 我想把工作带回家做
WOT:…generation needs to reject family and society.
这世代得拒绝家庭与社会
He’s my dentist. WOMAN ON TV 1: She’s my house cleaner.
他是我的牙医 她是我家的清洁工
WOMAN ON TV 2: He’s the waiter. WOMAN ON TV 3: She’s my cousin.
他是服务生 她是我的表妹
ANNOUNCER ON TV: They are illegal immigrants.
他们是非法移♥民♥
To hire, feed or shelter illegal immigrants is a crime.
雇用 喂养或是庇护非法移♥民♥ 是犯法的行为
It’s your life.
这是你的生命
It’s your choice.
你的选择
Hey, amigo!
嗨 老兄
Jasper!
贾斯伯
Good to see you. Come on.
真高兴见到你 来吧
You know who did it?
你知道是谁干的吗?
Islamic? Fishes? Fuck knows.
伊♥斯♥兰♥? 费雪斯? 天知道
I’ll bet it was the government.
我赌是政♥府♥干的
Every time one of our politicians is in trouble, a bomb explodes.
每次政客捅了搂子的时候 炸♥弹♥就爆♥炸♥了
It’s the second time in a month.
这是本月来的第二次了
You okay? It was horrible.
你还好吗? 那实在太可怕了
I’m glad you don’t take cream or sugar, amigo.
老兄 还好你不加奶精或糖
Losing you and Baby Diego on the same day would be too hard to bear.
要是你跟宝贝迪雅歌♥同一天挂掉 那实在难以承受
Well, that was even worse, everybody crying.
没死还更糟 每个人都哭的死去活来的
I mean, Baby Diego, come on. That guy was a wanker.
宝贝迪雅歌♥ 你也帮帮忙 他是个讨厌鬼
Yeah, but he was the youngest wanker on Earth.
是没错 但是他是地球上 最年轻的讨厌鬼
Pull my finger. Quick, quick!
快扯我的指头 快!
Jasper…
贾斯伯…
Fucking hell! That’s disgusting!
干! 超恶的!
Illegal immigrants. Taking them to Bexhill.
全是非法移♥民♥ 要被送到贝斯西尔
Poor fugees.
可怜的难民
After escaping the worst atrocities and finally making it to England,
好不容易逃离残暴的酷行来到英国
our government hunts them down like cockroaches.
我们的政♥府♥却把他们当作蟑螂一样来捕捉
Any girls? No.
有马子吗? 并没有
What about the one we had lunch with? Lauren?
上回我们一起吃午饭的那个呢? 罗兰?
Lorna. That was ages ago.
那是罗娜 几百年前的事了
I liked her. What happened? She decided to renounce.
我觉得她还不错啊 后来怎么了? 她决定宣布断绝
Renouncers? Are those the ones that kneel down for a month for salvation?
断绝者? 他们是不是会下跪一个月寻求救赎的人?
No. They’re the Repenters.
不是 那是忏悔者
The Renouncers flagellate themselves for the forgiveness of humanity.
断绝者鞭打自己以求人类的饶恕
Oh, right.
是喔
Dating ain’t what it used to be, is it, amigo?
老兄 泡妞已经大不如前了是吧?
What’d you do on your birthday? Nothing.
你生日做了啥? 什么也没做
Come on. You must’ve done something.
少来了 一定有做些什么吧
No. Same as every other day.
真的没有 跟平常没有两样
Woke up, felt like shit, went to work, felt like shit.
起床 感觉很糟 去上班 也感觉很糟
That’s called a hangover, amigo.
老兄 那叫做宿醉
At least with a hangover, I feel something.
如果是宿醉的话 起码我会有些感觉
Honestly, Jasper, sometimes…
贾斯伯 老实说 有时候…
You could always come and live with us.
随时欢迎你来跟我们住
Yeah, but if I did that, I wouldn’t have anything to look forward to.
如果我来跟你们住 那就没这种期待的感觉了
Look who it is. It’s Theo.
看看谁来了 是帝欧
Hey, Janice, how you doing? It’s Theo.
珍妮丝 你好吗? 我是帝欧
Your rebel with a lost cause.
你那造♥反♥无理的朋友
She loves this color.
她很喜欢这个颜色
Don’t you, darling? You love it.
对不对亲爱的? 你喜欢吧
“Is there a chance it will not work for me?
是否有可能它对我无效?
“There have been no cases of anyone surviving
没有任何案例记载有人
“who has taken the preparation.”
“服用过这还存活的”
Daddy government hands out suicide kits and anti-depressants in the rations,
政♥府♥把自杀用品跟抗忧郁的药物 当作配给来发放
but ganja is still illegal.
但是大♥麻♥竟然还是不合法
Most of my weed goes to Bexhill now.
现在我的大♥麻♥多数都送到贝斯西尔了
This bloke buys it from me and smuggles it in.
这家伙跟我买♥♥货然后走私进去
Guess what he does? His real job?
猜猜他的工作是什么? 他的正职?
Immigration cop.
移♥民♥警♥察♥
Bravo!
猜对了!
One of the many perks of having a refugee camp in the neighborhood.
这就是住在难民营附近的好处之一
Come on, taste that.
来 吸一下
Cough.
要咳出来
Cough? Cough.
咳出来? 对
You taste it? Strawberries.
你尝到了吗? 草莓味
This is Strawberry Cough.
这可是草莓口味的
So, Human Project is having this dinner
好的 人类专案小组正在用晚餐
and all the wisest men in the world are there…
世上最聪明的人都聚集在那…
“Human Project.” Why do people believe this crap?
“人类专案小组” 为何会有人相信这种废话?
You know, even if these people existed with these facilities in secret locations…
即使真的有这些人跟这些秘密基地…
Fuck me, that’s strong.
干 这还真浓
Even if they discovered the cure for infertility, it doesn’t matter.
即使他们发现了解决不孕的方法 也无关紧要了
Too late. The world went to shit.
已经太迟了 这个世界已经毁了
You know what?
你知道吗?
It was too late before the infertility thing happened, for fuck’s sake.
其实在不孕的事情发生之前 就已经太迟了
I was just trying to tell a joke, man.
拜托我只不过想讲个笑话
I’m sorry. Go on.
不好意思 请继续
No, I’m not telling it now. No, come on, Jasper.
我不想讲了 讲啦 贾斯伯
No. Fuck it. I’m not fucking telling you. It’s all right. Go on.
干! 我不讲了 没关系 请继续讲
Okay. The Human Project gives this great big dinner
好吧 这个人类专案小组举♥行♥晚宴
for all the scientists and sages in the world.
世上所有的科学家及德高望重的人都来参加
They’re tossing around theories about the ultimate mystery,
他们在探讨终极秘密的理论
why are women infertile? Why can’t we make babies anymore?
为何女性不孕? 为何我们不能再生宝宝了?
Some of them say it’s genetic experiments,
有人说是基因实验
gamma rays, pollution. Same old, same old.
迦玛射线 污染 老生常谈
Anyway, in the corner, this Englishman’s sitting.
总之 在角落坐了一个英国佬
He hasn’t said a word. He’s just tucking into his dinner.
他一语不发 专注地吃饭
So they decide to ask him.
所以决定问他
They say, “Well, why do you think we can’t make babies anymore?”
他们说:”你说说看 为何我们 生不出宝宝呢? ”
And he looks up at them, and he’s chewing on this great big wing,
他抬起头 手中还拿着一支大鸡翅
and he says, “I haven’t the faintest idea,” he said.
他说:”我还真不知道勒”
“But this stork is quite tasty, isn’t it?”
“但是这个鹳肉还不赖 对吧? ”
Eating a fucking stork.
干! 他把鹳肉吃下肚了
Eating the stork.
吃鹳肉
Italia.
意大利的美味橄榄
You okay, amigo?
老兄你还好吗?
Yeah. My ears are still ringing from earlier.
还好 但爆♥炸♥之后就有点耳鸣
Well, a little Zen music won’t bother you, then, will it?
那放一点禅的音乐 应该不会妨碍你吧?

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