这样你就能做到了
So you can do it.
你可以给我们一个惊喜
You can surprise us.
由你决定 It’s up to you.
也可以袖手旁观,任其萎缩
Or you can just sit back and let it atrophy.
萎缩 Atrophy.
如果有你听不懂的单字,前面有字典
If there is a word you hear that you don’t understand,there’s a dictionary.
查一查 Look it up.
还有这字词典,你会一直随身携带
And there are these dictionaries which you will carry at all times.
因为在这堂课上
Because in this class
我要教大家学习爱文字
We’re going to learn to love words.
以及瞭解文字的意义
And their meanings.
有什麽问题吗?
Any questions?
有 Yeah.
所以,如果我们不改变世界
So,you’ll like,flunk us
你就会让我们不及格吗?
If we don’t change the world?
不,我不会这麽做
No,I wouldn’t do that.
但可能会在及格边缘而已,只能得”C”
But you might just squeak by with a “C”
你做过什麽改变世界的事?
What’d you ever do to change the world?
哦,特雷弗,我晚上睡个好觉
Well,Trevor,I get a good night’s sleep.
我早餐吃得很丰富
I eat a hearty breakfast.
我准时抵达学校
I show up on time.
然后我把责任交给你们
And then I pass the buck to you.
现在,我要你们都把自己的名字写在这些书上 而
Now,I want you all to write your names in these books and.
你叫什麽名字?
What’s your name?
茉莉 Molly
茉莉,好的
Molly All right.
我想让茉莉查一下”萎缩”这个字
I want Molly to look up the word atrophy.
并告诉全班同学这是什麽意思
And tell the class what it means.
( 设法改变世界并採取行动 )
不,我们不在密尔沃基
No,we’re not in Milwaukee.
直接下地狱吧! 直接下地狱吧!
Straight to hell. Straight to hell.
四杯龙舌兰 谁要喝第四杯?
Four tequilas. Who’s having the fourth one?
你喝 You are.
我不喝,谢谢
Not for me,thank you.
我们为你买♥♥的
We bought it for you.
谢谢 我不喝
Thank you so much. No thanks.
为什麽不? Why not?
我答应过儿子
I promised my kid.
我知道,这太可怕了
I know,it’s horrible.
你们玩得开心
You guys have fun.
等等,等等,等等 给你
Wait,wait,wait. Here.
谢谢 Thank you.
你在干什麽,小伙子?
What are you doing,Junior?
你在干什麽? 你在干什麽?
What are you doing,Jun? What are you doing?
你现在逮到她了 你现在逮到她了
You got her now. You got her now.
你现在逮到他了 你现在逮到他了
You got him now. You got him now.
你几点下班?
What time do you get off?
要是我没有结婚就好了
If only I weren’t married.
他已经结婚了!
He’s married!
我单身! 我单身!
I’m single! I’m single!
情况如何? How’d it go?
你有在听吗?
Are you there?
有 Yeah.
情况如何? How’d it go?
什麽? What?
情况如何? 第一天上课的情况如何?
How’d it go? How was your first day?
还好 Okay.
崔佛,你得说大声点 我听不见
Trev,you got to speak up. I can’t hear you.
对不起,我不在家,我有机会再替人代班
Sorry I wasn’t home. I had a chance to pick up another shift.
你在生我的气吗?
You mad at me?
特雷弗,你在做什麽?
Trev,what are you doing?
没有啊! Nothing.
你找到义大利麵了吗?
You find the spaghetti?
我正在吃 I’m eating it.
那就好 Good.
来吧,告诉我发生了什麽事
Come on,tell me what happened.
我要挂了 I got to go.
汤勺? Spoon?
汤勺 Spoon.
妈妈? Mom?
妈妈! Mom!
妈妈! Mom!
我朋友要来洗个澡,好吗?
My friend’s coming in to take a shower,okay?
好啊! Okay.
那不是真正的早餐
That’s not really breakfast.
你不吃早餐
You don’t eat breakfast.
哦,让我们吃点早餐吧!
Well,let’s have some.
我去做些煎蛋 我也吃一点
I’ll make some eggs. I’ll have some too.
你确定你不会吐吗?
You sure you won’t throw up?
什麽意思?
What’s that mean?
你觉得呢?
What do you think?
告诉我这是什麽意思
Tell me what it means.
你偷喝酒
You’re sneaking it.
我没偷喝半滴酒
I’m not sneaking anything.
好吧! Okay.
特雷弗! 等一下
Trav! Wait
对不起,你说得对
I’m sorry. You’re right.
我想和你聊聊
I want to talk.
你想骗我 不,我不想骗你
You want to lie to me. No, I don’t want to lie
我想和你聊聊 做你想做的事 我希望我们能和睦相处
I want to talk. Do what you want. I want us to get along.
对不起 I’m sorry.
我找不到卫生纸
I can’t find the toilet paper.
你是谁? Who are you?
他是杰瑞 It’s Jerry.
出去! Get out!
滚出我家!
Get out of my house!
谢谢你 Thanks a lot.
出去! Get out!
你要钱搭公交车吗? 不,我有
Do you need money for the bus? No,I got it.
你说过他可以来洗澡
You said he could take a shower.
我从来没这麽说过!
I never said that!
你有 You did.
我说过让一个陌生男人进我的浴室?
I said to let a strange man into my bathroom?
他是我的朋友
He’s my friend.
你不能有那种朋友
You can’t have a friend like that.
那是我的作业
It’s for my assignment.
什麽作业?
What assignment?
你不会懂的
You won’t get it.
西莫内特先生才会懂
Mr. Simonet will get it.
西莫内特先生是谁?
Who’s Mr. Simonet?
嘿,我在跟你说…
Hey,I’m talking…
他是我的老师
He’s my teacher.
西莫内特先生?
Mr. Simonet?
对,我是尤金…
Yes,I’m Eugene…
西莫内特 Simonet.
哈囉 Hello.
哈囉 Hello.
这是什麽作业?
What is this assignment?
你说什麽? Excuse me?
干什麽叫我儿子带流浪汉回家?
What did you say for my son to let a homeless man in my house?
我有两个问题
I have two problems.
第一,我不知道你在说什麽
One,I’ve no idea what you’re talking about.
而第二,我不知道你是谁
And two,I don’t know who you are.
我是艾琳麦基尼
Arlene McKinney.
我儿子特雷弗在你社会科学班上?
My boy is in your social studies class?
特雷弗? Trevor?
是的,他很用心。他非常急切,这是我喜欢的
Yes,he’s very attentive. He’s very exigent,which I like.
常发问,爱挑战,求知慾强
Exigent. Challenging,testing.
我知道这意味着什麽
I know what it means.
为什麽我儿子要把一个流浪汉带回家?
Why did my kid bring a bum home?
我不知道 I have no idea.
胡扯! Bullshit!
我不知道他是如何解读这项作业的
I don’t know how he interpreted the assignment.
你觉得他是怎麽解读的?
How do you think he interpreted it?
我不知道 I don’t know.
如果你想知道,为什麽不和你儿子谈谈?
If you want to know,why don’t you talk to your son?
我跟他谈过了
I talk to him.
真的? Really?
那你为何还来问我
Then why did you come down here to ask me
那是什麽作业?
What the assignment is?
这不是国♥家♥机♥密♥
It’s not a state secret.
是吗? 然后呢?
Yeah? And?
这是我在每学期初我都会出的一项作业,目的是激励人们
It’s an assignment I give out at the beginning of every year to inspire.
我不指望他们能改变世界
I don’t expect them to change the world.
你不指望他们去改变…
You don’t expect them to change…
抱歉 这是为了让他们思考
Excuse me. It’s to get them to think
不在水上行走是很好
Not walk on water is very good
一项他们不能完成的作业?
An assignment they can’t do?
你算哪门子老师?
What kind of teacher are you?
我可没这麽说 他们会尝试
I didn’t say that. They make attempts.
他们不时地清洗牆壁涂鸦…

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