幼儿园警探

How long have you been teaching kindergarten?
第二天
It’s my second day.
哦
Oh.
对不起
Ooh, excuse me, but it’s good.
不过好吃 好吃
It is good.
再次感谢 很愉快
Thanks again.
非常谢谢 很高兴见到你
Nice to meet you.
再见
Thank you. Bye.
我很开心 是呀 彼此
I had a great time. Ja, me, too.
金霸 你有搞头了
Well, Kimble, I think you scored.
哇 哇 哇
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
你胡扯些什么
What are you talking about? I’m only interested in her
基于同事关心 我才对他感兴趣
because she works at the school.
她对亲子都熟悉
She knows the children and the parents.
你若再死板一点 可当做冲浪板
If you were any stiffer… we could take you surfing.
你喜欢她 顾忌什么
Now, I know you like that woman. What is your problem?
我代你的差使
The only problem I’ve got is that I’m doing your job.
应该是你清除漆污
You should be cleaning up the paint
读小熊采买♥♥的故事
and reading stories about bears that go shopping.
卡在你的任务上 你卡住了
I’m stuck with your job. Yeah. You are.
我是卡住
That’s right. I am.
过几天你就能脱身
Look, you’re going to be out of here in a few days.
刚才你还说有好主意
You told me yourself you had a few good leads.
不久就能再抓毒虫和凶手了
You’ll be back dealing with junkies and murderers in no time.
他们逼得我团团转
They’re pushing me around.
谁
Who?
小孩子
The kids.
淘气不听话
They’re walking all over me.
听我说
Listen, Kimble.
拿出警♥察♥的手段来对付
You got to handle this like any other police situation.
怀着惧意进教室 你死定了
You walk into it showing fear… you’re dead…
小孩看得出你怕了
and those kids know you’re scared.
不怕
No fear.
不怕
No fear.
今天玩新的游戏
Today we’re going to play a new fun game.
叫做”警♥察♥学校”
It’s called ” police school.”
我当警长
I’m going to be your sheriff.
你们当受训学员
You’re going to be my deputy trainees.
来吧
Come on.
不要叫苦
Stop whining.
你们软弱 缺少纪律
You kids are soft. You lack discipline.
你们在我掌握中 属于我
Well, I’ve got news for you. You are mine now. You belong to me!
妈妈不在这里 帮你们擦屁♥股♥
You’re not going to have your mommies here to wipe your tushies.
锻炼肌肉的时候到了
Oh, no. It’s time to turn this mush into muscles.
再也不准嚷着上厕所
No more complaining. No more, ” I have to go to the bathroom.”
没有厕所
There is no bathroom!
受训第一件事要学习
Now, the first thing the deputy trainees have to learn
一听到哨音就静止
is to freeze whenever you hear this.
再听到哨音ue4d1
Now, the next time you hear this whistle…
每个人拿一件玩具
each one of you get one toy.
几件
How many?
一件
One!
很好 拿到地毯上
Good. Then bring it back to the carpet…
动作要快 预备
pronto. Ready?
等一下
Wait for it.
等哨音响 坐下
Wait for it. Sit down.
预备
Ready?
起 快 拿玩具
Go quickly. Get your toy.
走 去拿玩具 动作快
Go. Go for it. Yes. Very fast.
好 快 带玩具回到地毯上
Good. Quickly. Bring the toy back to the carpet.
拿了回地毯上
Bring it back to the carpet.
快 快 快 回地毯上 快
Quick, quick, quick. Back to the carpet. Quickly.
恩玛
Emma.
艾玛
Emma…
带玩具到地毯上
take your toy to the carpet.
我不是警♥察♥ 是公主
I’m not a policeman. I’m a princess.
带玩具到地毯上
Take your toy back to the carpet.
我不是警♥察♥ 是公主
I’m not a policeman! I’m a princess.
带回地毯上
Take it back!
好嘛
All right.
很好
Very good.
做得好
You did very well.
再玩一种游戏
Now we’re going to play another game.
听到哨音两响
When you hear two whistle blows…
每人把玩具归原位
take your toy back where you got it
回到地毯上 几响
and come right back. How many whistle blows?
两响 两响
Two! Two!
很好 准备好
Good. Ready?
起
Go.
回到地毯上
Come on. Come right back to the carpet.
这招管用 好极了
Yes. It works. This is great.
快一点 加油
Faster, faster. Come on.
妙极了 这招奏效 漂亮
Yes. Come back. Terrific. This is working. Wait.
我是说你们是好警♥察♥
I mean, you’re very good deputies.
警长觉得光荣
Your sheriff is proud of you.
一 二 三 四 一 二 三 四
1, 2, 3, 4.
一 二 三 四
1, 2, 3, 4.
一 二 三 四
1, 2, 3, 4.
等等 带我去
Wait! Take me.
下 上 下
Down. Up. Down.
是的 是的 没错
Yes, yes, yes!
你已经得到了它
You’ve got it.
是的 万达 好
Yes, Wanda. Good.
挺好
Very good.
大圈 大圆圈
Big circles. Big circles.
好
Good.
现在重复做同样的动作
Now do the same thing. Way back.
和向下的大圆圈
And down in big circles.
大圈
Big circles.
是的
Yes.
火警演习
This is a fire drill!
火警演习 跑到门口
This is a fire drill. Run to the door.
多明尼 别忘了雪貂
Dominic, don’t forget Ferret.
对 火警演习
Yes. It’s a fire drill. Come on.
慢得可怕
Oh, this is terrible.
来吧 来吧
Come on. Come on.
二十九 二十九
29 29
三十
三十一
三十二
三十三
再做一下 仰卧ue4d1起坐
One more. Come on. Down and up. Yes!
柴克得胜 为他鼓掌
Yes! Zach is the winner.
来吧 你们这些家伙
Come on, you guys.
齐步走 二 三 四
March, 2, 3, 4.
前进 二 三 四
March, 2, 3, 4.
手臂摆动 二 三 四
Swing your arms. 2, 3, 4.
手臂抬高 二 三 四
Swing them high. 2, 3, 4.
一 二 三 四
1, 2, 3, 4.
一 二 三 四
1, 2, 3, 4.
哇塞
Wow.
一 二 三 四
1, 2, 3, 4!
读书写字作算数
Reading, writing, arithmetic.
读书写字作算术
Reading, writing, arithmetic!
功课太多倒胃口
Too much homework makes me sick.
功课太多倒胃口
Too much homework makes me sick!
考试及格时ue4d1
When it’s time to pass the test…
考试及格时ue4d1
When it’s time to pass the test…
幼稚园里顶呱呱
kindergarten is the best.
幼稚园里顶呱呱
Kindergarten is the best.
耶
Yay!
咿呀咿呀哟
E-I-E-I-O
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