Oh, I’m Sno–
我是白雪
“Snot”?
白靴
No, no, no, no, no, no.
不 不 不
My name is… Red Shoes.
我叫做 红鞋
Yep, it’s me, Red Shoes!
没错 就是我 红鞋
Cool name. By any chance would that be “Princess” Red Shoes?
好酷的名字 该不会是什么 红鞋公主吧
Of course she’s a princess! How could she be so beautiful if she weren’t?
她当然是公主 这么漂亮
Obviously! Right, miss?
很明显嘛 对吧 小姐
Obviously…l mean, I am a princess… Who are you guys?
很明显 我是个公主 那你们是谁呢
I’m Merlin, part time hero, full time romantic.
我是梅林 兼♥职♥英雄 全职情圣
And this is Jack, Hans, Arthur, Pino, Noki, and Kio.
这是杰克 汉斯 亚瑟 皮诺 诺奇和奇欧
No way! Your names are the same as F7!
少来 你们的名字跟那七个人一样
The Fearless Seven. I’m looking for them!
就是七勇士 我正在找他们
Let me guess, Merlin’s your favorite.
我来猜猜看 里面你最喜欢梅林
No, not really.
不 并不是
Nah, that Merlin’s not your type.
那个梅林不是你的菜
You seem like a Prince Arthur fan to me.
你看起来比较像是亚瑟王子粉
Honestly, none of them are really my type.
老实说 他们没有人是我的菜
Oh. Well, that’s fine because we’re not them, we’re actually completely different people.
不 没关系 因为我们不是他们
In no way are we the same guys put under a curse and changed into different forms,
绝对不可能是同一群人受了诅咒 被改变了外表
but only if someone looks at us, it’s very complicated..
但只在被人盯着看的时候是这样 这实在太复杂了
Glad we’re all clear.
幸好我们很清楚
So how can I assist you, my fair lady?
那 我要怎么帮你呢 美女
I need to find my father. And I know that the F7 can help…
我得找到我父亲 而我知道七勇士帮得上忙
We know the F7 very well, and their schedule is fully booked.
我们和七勇士很熟 我知道他们的行程都满了
Leave it to me! I’ll find your father within the month.
交给我吧 一个月内我会找到你的父亲
I can do it in one week.
我一个礼拜就能找到
Four days.
我只要四天
Three!
三天
“Two! “one!
两天 一天
And a half.

I already found your father like two weeks ago.
我两个礼拜前就找到你父亲了
Really?
是吗
I just need a few days to get him across state lines.
只是还需要几天等他穿越国界
I seriously need to find my dad.
我真的得找到我爸
Hold on. Nobody has seen the F7 in over a year, right?
等等 七勇士已经毫无音讯一年多了 对吧
You’re not going to find them now.
你现在是不可能找到他们的
We’re your best bet.
我们是你最好的选择
Wow. No one’s offered to help me for such a long time.
已经好久没有人愿意帮我了
You guys are awesome.
你们真是棒呆了
Really? You think…we’re awesome?
真的吗 你觉得我们 很棒
Yeah, you guys are caring, and sweet, and…
对 你们很贴心又亲切
…And not completely hideous to look at?
而且 其实外表没那么丑
No. You guys are totally adorable.
当然 我觉得你们超可爱的
I think I hit her too hard.
我刚才打得太用力了
But she is a beautiful
她真的好美啊
She can help me break the curse.
她可以帮我解除诅咒
Who is coming to my birthday party?
谁要来参加我的生日派对
Has Ariel rsvp’ed?
爱丽儿回覆了吗
She says she can’t make it, sir. She has to wax her legs.
殿下 她不能来 她要去做热蜡除腿毛
But she’s a mermaid!
但她是人鱼耶
What about Sleeping Beauty?
那睡美人呢
Doctor’s appointment.
她要看医生
Is she sick?
她生病了吗
Says she has insomnia.
她说她失眠
If she’s not going to sleep, she can come to our party.
她睡不着可以来参加我们的派对
What about Rapunzel? And don’t tell me she’s getting her hair done.
那长发公主呢 可别跟我说她要去弄她的头发
No, she’s writing something called… a book.
没有 她正要写 一本书
Princess Cruise?
公主邮轮呢
That’s a ship, sir.
那是一艘船 殿下
Princess Leia?
莉亚公主
She’s a general now.
她现在是将军了
I demand glorious guests!
我要厉害的宾客来参加生日派对
I couldn’t be any more unpopular.
我实在太不受欢迎了
And I don’t understand why.
而且我不明白为什么
Greetings, Prince Average.
你好啊 平庸王子
It’s pronounced “AVE-VOO-RAHJ.”
要念痞英勇才对
Sure it is.
那当然
If you’re here for the We Love Our Peasants Gruel Giveaway,
如果你是来参加 挺农民送燕麦粥活动的话
that promotion has ended. Grab your wrinkles and go.
那个活动 已经结束了 你可以闪了
Move along.
走吧
Do you think the people would respect you
你觉得要是在生日派对上
if you celebrated your birthday with a beautiful woman on your arm.
有个世界最美的美人在你身边
Finally, someone talking sense! This horrible crone gets it.
终于 有人说话有点道理了
Then may I suggest inviting…
那么容我建议邀请
…this young lady.
这位小姐
She’s beautiful! When can she get here?
她真美 她什么时候能到
Well that’s up to you. You see, she’s stolen something from me.
这得由你决定 她从我这里偷走了重要的东西
You find her, bring her along with you and you won’t look like such a loser,
你去找她 将她带在身边
and I get my shoes back.
而我则能拿回我的鞋子
Fear not, loyal hag.
不用怕 忠诚的奶奶
I, Prince Avevoo-rahj, shall find this fugitive and make her pay for her crimes.
本人痞英勇王子 会找到这名逃犯
By making her attend my birthday party!
方法就是让她参加我的生日派对 对了
There shall be balloons!
应该要有很多气球
I just thought of that! Let’s have a lot of balloons!
我刚想到的 放很多气球吧
More like buffoons.
是很多小丑吧
It looks just like papa.
跟爸爸完全一模一样
Papa won’t recognize me.
爸爸会认不出我的
Huh? Why won’t these shoes just, just come off?
等等 这鞋为什么 为什么脱不下来
Oh, yes. This is me.
好耶 这才是我
Would you like to join me in a moisturizing mask?
想不想跟我一起敷面膜保养呢
Oh, thanks. Oh, of, but I am so tired.
谢谢 但是我 太累了
Are you sure? It’s very important to take care of your skin.
你确定 保养肌肤是很重要的大事
Positive.
非常确定
But this is the finest French recipe meant to hydrate skin.
但这是最好的法国润肤配方
It is made of French poopie!
用法国便便做的
Papa?!
爸爸
A spell that makes you fall in love…
让人坠入爱河的魔法
Ah. There it is.
找到了
Merlin, have you seen my cookbook?
梅林 你有看到我的食谱吗
Have you checked in the kitchen?
你找过厨房♥了吗
Ah, silly me. The kitchen. Of course.
对哦 我真蠢 当然是在厨房♥罗
Now. Where was I?
刚刚是哪一本
Merlin. Have you seen my moisturizer? It’s nowhere to be found…
梅林 你有看到我的乳液吗 到处都找不到
No. Whatever it is. I haven’t seen it. Now please go away.
没有 管它是什么 我没看见 现在请你离开
Someone’s got anger management issues.
有人的情绪管理出了问题
Getting a kiss was never a problem with this face.
用这张脸索吻从来不是问题
Red Shoes?
红鞋
Papa? Papa, are you there? Papa!
爸爸 爸爸你在吗 爸爸
Boys, I’m telling you, sweet treats are the way to a woman’s heart.
各位 告诉你们
It works. I call it an autoportrait!
我成功了 我叫它自动肖像
I call it, the dupli-cata-tron!
我叫它复♥制♥像
I call it, selfie!
我叫它自♥拍♥照
Red Shoes must love it!
红鞋一定会喜欢的
Monsieur, Monsieur. She doesn’t want sweets and selfies.
先生们 她才不想要什么甜点或自♥拍♥照呢
Women want…
女人想要的是
…diamonds.
钻石
Merlin?
梅林
“The Book of Spells to Make You Fall in Love?”
让人坠入爱河的魔法之书
Okay, big, terrifying wooden bunny.
好 听我说 可怕的木头巨兔
You’re a nice bunny.
你是只善良的兔兔
You’re a vegan bunny, right?
你是吃素的 对吧
What… was that?… Lightning?
那 那是什么 闪电
Actually, it’s called magic.
事实上 那叫魔法
I do it.
我会变魔法
Really?… Then… do some!
真的吗 那你快变啊
Keep running! And whatever you do, don’t look back!
继续跑 无论如何 都不要回头
But I can’t leave without you_
但我不能丢下你不管
You’re looking back! Don’t do that!
你回头了 别这么做
But…

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