我的确对四年级有些疑问
1 do have a question for Fourth Grade.
为什么那些白人会爱上他们的宠物?
Why are white people just in love with their pets?
就为什么他们那么重视…我不明白
Like, why do they care So…1 don’t get it.
– 讲真的 – 讲真的
– For rea! – For rea!!
我在一个白人女孩的家里
So, l’m at this white girl’s house,
然后我们正玩着呢
r ight, and we chilling.
我能听到她妈妈下楼大叫
! can hear her mom downstairs,! ike,
我的天艾瑞克今天没吃东西
“oh my God, Eric didn’t eat his kibble today.
我也没办法我觉得我们应该带它去医院
“! don’t kn0w! think We need to take him to the dOCtor.”
所以我就问了 为什么你妈妈还要
So 1 asked,”WhY Is Your mom feeding
给你的小兄弟喂狗粮?
“your little brother kibble?”
她然后转身告诉我
She go and turn around and tell me,
傻子埃里克是只狗
“Eric Is a dog, silly!”
狗有个屁的感情傻女人
Dogs don’t have feelings, you dumb bitch!
我根本就没有狗我只有一只壁虎
1 don’t even have a dog. 1 have a gecko.
他…他刚说他养了只壁虎么?
Did…Did he iust say he had a gecko?
– 你养了只壁虎? – 是啊
– You got a gecko? – Yeah.
我从来就没认识过一个
1 don’t know one nigger in the world
养壁虎的人
w ith a fucking gecko.
是的我是有一只
A 11 right, 1 have one.
好吧…做黑人很酷么?
okay, well…Is it cool to be black?
什么鬼?老兄你也不看看我这一身
What the fuck? Nigga, that’s where 1 get
打扮都是学谁的
a 11 my looks from, nigga.
柔臀秀发
Silky-ass sexy hair.
黑人皮肤连皱纹都不长
Yeah, black don’t crack.
这就是为啥我十七看起来跟十二一样 老哥
That’s whyl’m 17 and look 12, nigga.
你也十七岁 但是看起来跟个老头一样
What, you 17 and look like fucking Mr. Burns.
有时候吧
1 guess sometimes.
比如我们在比弗利山庄滑板的时候
L ike, say we go skating in Beverly Hills.
所有人都会看着我们说什么
Everybody Is already looking at us like,
嘿 你们这可是破坏财产
“Hey, you guys are vandalizing property.”
但是我有时候觉得有点…
But sometimes 1 fee! like it’sa…
对我来说有点过于沉重
A little bit extra heavy on me.
– 是啊 – 人们就只通过长相看我
– Yeah – People judging me and stuff,
但是管他呢那群人都是无知的
but, fuck it. Those people are ignorant.
我有另一个问题黑人会被晒伤么
1 got another one. Can black people get sunburnt?
哦我的天
oh, my God.
你是在跟我开玩笑么?
Are you fucking kidding me right now?
真的我是真想知道
Seriously, 1 genuinely want to know.
每次一到大热天
L ike, every time it’s hot out,
我都想问他需要防晒霜么
l’m,! ike,”Does he need sunscreen?
有没有一种就是黑人的防晒霜或者…
“Is there,! ike, black suntan lotion, or…”
你可真是个傻缺
YOU’re a real dUmbaSS.
我以前还以为你有脑子呢老兄
Just when 1 thought you had a brain, bro.
你可真是傻
YOU dUmb as hell.
你觉得呢 小老弟
What about you, little man?
我靠说的真好
Fuck. Shit. That was dope.
说的真好我喜欢我喜欢
That was dope. 1 liked that. 1 liked that.
好了 但是…你们都想去玩滑板么?
Yeah, but…Y’all trying to go try skate?
– 走吧 – 非常乐意
– Let’s go! – l’m down.
卢本你去滑板么?
Ruben, you trying to skate?
当然
Yeah.
好的那我们走吧你来么晒伤小子
A11 right, then let’s go. You coming, Sunburn?
日西伤小子
Sunburn!
好的一起走吧
A 11 right, come on then.
日西伤小子
Sunburn!
刚刚那是什么鬼?
What the fUCk WaS that?
我不知道
1 don’t know.
快把你的滑板扔过来
Come on. Toss your board over.
所以你成晒伤小子了?
So, you’re Sunburn now?
为啥有些人有外号♥有些人没有啊?
How come some people have nicknames and some don’t?
我不知道
1 don’t know.
瑞就没有他是最酷的
Ray doesn’t. He’s the coolest.
我觉得最好还是没有吧
1 think it’s better not to haVe one.
是的瑞太酷了所以他没有外号♥
Yeah. Ray is awesome and he doesn’t have one.
你看到了么
You seen that?
为什么他叫她屎
Why Is his name Fuckshit?
因为他每次看到一些很炫酷的把戏
Because any time he sees a dope trick,
他都会尖叫她屎啦 太炫酷了
he yells out,”Fuck! Shit! That was dope!”
她屎啦 太炫酷了
Fuck! Shitl That was dope!
他滑的就像视频里的一样好
He skates iust like in the videos.
是的他可真是个天才
Yeah, he’s fucking insane.
自从我遇到他他从一般酷
Ever sincel’ve met him, he’s gone from, like, dope
变成升级版酷然后是高级酷
to, 1 ike, next-level dope. Like, pro dope!
他和地屎会玩相同的把戏
H im and Fuckshit have pretty much the same tricks
但是瑞的技术真是太棒了
but Ray just has the sickest style ever.
是的
Yeah.
那为什么他的外号♥叫四年级
WhY Is his nickname Fourth Grade?
因为他的智商就跟四年级小孩一样
Because he’s as smart as a fourth grader.
我能这么叫他么?
Can! cal! him that?
是我的话我就不会叫他们外号♥
I wouldn’t call anyone anything yet.
你知道厕所在哪里么?
Do you know where the bathroom Is?
当然
Yeah.
地屎啦
Fuck! Shit!
– 嘿嘿 – 只有基佬才吃糖
– Hey. Hey – Sugar babes are for fags.
嘿你们不能呆在这里快滚出去
Hey. Y’all not supposed to be around here. Get the fuck out.
– 嘿 过来 – 闭嘴
– Hey, come here – Shut upl
– 别朝我扔石头 – 去你的
– Don’t throw rocks at me – Fuck you!
– 妹子! – 嘿过来
– Bitch! – Hey, come here.
晒伤小子你在干嘛呢?
Sunburn. Sunburn, what are you doing?
别让他们把你带坏了 过来
Don’t let them get You fucked up. Come here.
你就不是个真的条子
You’re not even a real cop!
晒伤小子 斯蒂夫这货是个冒牌条子
Sunburn! Stevie! This nigga’s a rent-a-cop!
– 嘿不过来 – 冒牌货
– Hey, no. Come herel – Rent-a-cop!
去你们的 我可比你们强多了
Fuck you, nigga. 1 make more than all of you.
滚吧冒牌货
N igga, fuck you!
你干嘛在这跟这些白人小孩滑板?
The fuck you doing skating with these white boys?
咱们黑人才不滑板你以为你们在拍《企鹅冲浪》?
Niggas don’t skate. Yo, surf’s up, motherfucker.
嘿那个戴着玩具徽章的黑人伙计过来呀
Hey, little nigga with the Toys”R”Us badge, come here.
我不觉得你有资格说这个词
You can’t say nigga, 1 don’t think,
你个长得跟雪儿·克罗一样的混♥蛋♥
you fucking Sheryl Crow looking motherfucker.
我可不知道那是谁但是你妹子给我滚
1 don’t know who that is, but bitch, fuck You!
你个长得像萨摩亚人的混♥蛋♥
You look Samoan, motherfucker.
你个混♥蛋♥萨摩亚人
You a Samoan-ass niggal
– 从那里滚出来 – 去你的
– Get the fuck out of here – Fuck you!
你♥他♥妈♥有什么毛病?
What the fuck Is wrong with You?
别…你们不知道这是个重罪对吧傻♥逼♥
Don’t…You know that’s a fucking felony, right, ese?
你个冒牌条子
You a rent-a-cop!
你们会进监狱的和你们的叔叔一起
You’11 be in fucking prison with your uncle.
哟那跨过围栏来抓我们呀蠢货
Yo, then hop the fence then, bitch!
– 你翻过来啊 – 噢 好
– You hop the fence – oh, all right.
你敢不敢过来混♥蛋♥
You hop the fence, motherfucker.
我现在就翻过来抽烂你的屁♥股♥
l’11 hop the fence right now. Whup your ass.
对去好好揍他一顿
Yeah, beat that nigga’s ass!
呆在那别动小混♥蛋♥
Stay right there, little nigga!
我要翻围栏了你们去哪?
l’m gonna hop the fence. Where you going?
我现在就在你面前你翻过来啊
Nowl’m in your face. Hop the fence.
– 我♥日♥你♥丫的 – 去你的
– Fuck you, nigga – Fuck you.
– 日你丫的 – 你该吃药了
– Fuck You – You need Jesus.
不你才该吃药
No, you need Jesus.
你在学校的公共财产上抽烟
You’re smoking cigarettes on school property.
圣经可是支持抽烟的蠢驴
The Bible Is pro-cigarettes, nigga.
上帝抽过烟的
Jesus smoked cigarettes.
上帝他…他抽Kools牌子的烟
Jesus smoked…Jesus smoke Kools, nigger.
这可太酷了我从来没试过坐车
The is aUVeS0me. l’Ve neVer been in a Car.
老弟 斯蒂夫 你自己知道就行
Man…Stevie, keep that shit to yourself, man. Fuck!
对不起
Sorry·
– 我们能在这里滑板么 – 不 我们不行
– Are we allowed to skate here? – Fuck no. It’s super illegal.
这他妈是个法♥院♥
It’s a fucking courthouse.
如果你听到有人喊“五〇”[条子来了]
If you hear anyone Yell out”5-0″

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