片名 云上情歌♥
告诉你个小秘密吧
Wanna know a little secret?
大部分年轻人都觉得自己是所向披靡的
Most teenagers out there feel like they’re invincible.
不是像超人的那种战无不胜
Not the Superman kind of invincible.
所向披靡是让你始终误以为
The kind of invincible that tricks you into thinking
根据真实事件改编
明天也许是更适合追逐梦想的日子
tomorrow might be a better day to start chasing your dreams.
或者就像 如果能再多给你十分钟
Or, like you have an extra ten minutes
你就能搞定 但就是没有这十分钟
to get somewhere when, clearly, you don’t.
2012年 秋季
-好 送到门口了 -谢谢妈 算我欠你的
– Okay. Front door service. – Thanks, Mom. I owe you.
我给你记上啊
I’ll put it on your tab.
-能帮我拿下拐杖吗 -好的 拿了
– Hey, could you grab my crutches? – Yep. Got ’em.
-要玩得开心点啊 知道吗 -好的
– Have fun up there, okay? – All right.
-谢谢 -走吧
– Thank you. – There you go.
-等等 等等 -没事的 别管它了
– Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. – It’s okay. Leave it!
好了 去吧 等会见 玩得开心
Okay. Go, go, go. I’ll see you in a minute. Have fun.
-你好啊 Zach -你好
– ‘Sup, Zach? – Hey.
事实是 即使在四年之后
The truth is that even after four years
经历了差不多20轮化疗
and, like, 20-something rounds of chemo…
我还在想法设法的斗争
I’m still figuring it out.
谢谢各位 就是说该下台了 坚持踢球啊
Thank you. Thank you means leave. Stick to football.
-你好 Zach -你好 里德先生
– Hi, Zach. – Hey, Mr. Reed.
我不想再看到你们中的有些人穿裙子了
I don’t wanna see some of y’all in a skirt again.
不要为他们鼓掌 别那样做
Don’t clap for them. Don’t do that.
不好意思 刚才的表演看起来并不咋地
Sorry about that. You know that was uncomfortable to watch.
他们之前没有排练
They didn’t rehearse.
咱们还是用掌声来欢迎
Let’s give it up for some students that actually rehearsed
精心彩排过的同学来献上表演吧
to put on a show for us.
掌声欢迎斯蒂尔沃特中学托帕斯舞蹈团吧
Give it up for the Stillwater High Topaz Dance Crew!
我现在这个年纪 有很多事情都不懂
And while there’s a lot that I don’t know at my age,
我只知道有的事情
what I do know is this:
有人认为理所当然 有人却要为之奋斗
What some people take for granted, others are fighting for
相信我吧 我可是个斗士
And believe me, I’m a fighter.
-Zach -你好
– Zach? – Hello.
你去哪儿了
Where have you been?
你知道的 我喜欢闪亮登场
You know I like to make a big entrance.
-你还好吧 -我快紧张吐了
– You okay? – Yeah. I’m gonna throw up.
咱们已经说好了的 深呼吸就好了
We’ve been through this. Just breathe.
我知道 我知道 只是每个人都
I know. I know. It’s just everyone–
每个人都在那儿拼了命的表演
Everybody’s killing it out there.
看看埃米 她甚至都不用费劲
Look at Amy. She doesn’t even have to try.
她天生优雅 我生来就跌得一败涂地
She was born graceful. I was born to fall on my face.
你真是太蠢了
You are painfully awkward.
你闭嘴 萨米 等等
Shut up. Sammy. Hey.
你为我唱过的 特别棒啊
You sang it for me, and it was awesome.
真会说话 但你是我最好的朋友
That’s nice, but you are my best friend,
所以你出于道德有义务要和我说好听的
so you are morally obligated to say nice things to me.
其他人可不是我最好的朋友
Everybody else out there is not my best friend.
如果其他人不喜欢 那他们就是蠢货了
If everyone else doesn’t like it, then they’re idiots.
不好意思借过一下
Sorry.
别弄砸了就行 好吗
Just don’t screw it up, all right?
哈哈 一点不搞笑
Ha, that’s not funny.
天啊 会怯场真是太傻了
God, this stage fright thing is so stupid.
一点都不傻
It’s not stupid.
你要是没准备好 我就上
Look, if you’re not ready to go, then I will.
-你去吗 -是的
– You will? – Yes.
这就对了 掌声别停
That’s right. Keep it going.
让我听到你们的声音
Come on. Let me hear y’all.
好吧
All right.
-好同志 去迷倒大家吧 -下次你也可以的
– Knock ’em dead, good sir. – You’ll get ’em next time.
我不会让你们久等的
I’m not gonna hold you guys…
你好 你好 表演很精彩啊
Hey, hey. Awesome performance.
超爱你那旋转跳跃的动作啊 状态很赞
Really liked that leg flippy dippy spin move you did. Great form.
你那雀跃竖大拇指点赞的行为我也很喜欢
Well, I really liked that flippy dippy thumbs-up thing you did.
很可爱
That was cute.
大家掌声欢迎萨米 Brown
Give it up for Sammy Brown, everybody! Sammy Brown!
韦弗先生
Mr. Weaver.
斯蒂尔沃特的各位好 欢呼吧
Hello, Stillwater. Whoo!
谢谢 十分感谢
Thank you. Thank you.
好吧
Okay, so, um…
我知道很容易把我误认成萨米 Brown
I know I can easily be mistaken for Sammy Brown.
但如果你们注意看的话 也许会发现
But those of you who are paying attention…
她的头发比我多一丢丢
um, may notice that she has slightly more hair than me.
实际上 我仔细想了想
Actually, pretty much everyone
几乎学校里每个人
in this school has more hair than me,
都要比我头发多
now that I think about it.
连韦弗先生也是
Even Mr. Weaver. Okay.
并不好笑哦
Ah, ha ha ha ha ha!
他能拿这开玩笑也是很顶
That’s funny that he would crack that joke
当初我可是自愿为了你而剃光头的啊
’cause I actually volunteered to shave my head off for you.
所以你可不该说我
So you shouldn’t be talking about me.
不骗大家 我不会再为了其他人这样做了
And I’m not gonna lie to y’all. I won’t do that for nobody else.
我可没得到任何好处费 唱你的歌♥吧
I’m not getting paid for this. Just play your song.
当然了 我是独一无二的
Yeah, I’m special.
是萨米来了啊
Yeah, Sammy!
不好意思 再给我几分钟进入下角色
Sorry, just give me a second to get into
这可是首超级严肃的歌♥
character for this super serious song.
♪ 当我来到商场 保安已无法控制场面 ♪
♪ When I’m at the mall Security just can’t fight ’em all ♪
《Sexy and I know it》LMFAO乐队
♪ 当我身穿泳衣躺在沙滩 晒着日光浴 ♪
♪ When I’m at the beach In a speedo trying to tan my cheeks ♪
♪ 怎么呢 ♪
♪ What? ♪
♪ 我就是这样的我 ♪
♪ This is how I roll ♪
♪ 来吧正妹跟我一起走 ♪
♪ Come on, ladies It’s time to go ♪
♪ 宝贝我们去酒吧 千万别紧张 ♪
♪ We’re heading to the bar Baby, don’t be nervous ♪
♪ 光着脚丫 顶着光头 ♪
♪ No shoes, no hair ♪
♪ 哥依然享受服务 看吧 ♪
♪ And I still get service Watch ♪
♪ 姑娘看我身材 姑娘看我火♥辣♥身材 ♪
♪ Girl, look at that body Girl, look at that body ♪
♪ 姑娘看我火♥辣♥身材 ♪
♪ Girl, look at that body ♪
♪ 哥可是练过 ♪
I work out ♪
♪ 姑娘看我身材 姑娘看我火♥辣♥身材 ♪
♪ Girl, look at that body Girl, look at that body ♪
♪ 姑娘看我火♥辣♥身材 ♪
♪ Girl, look at that body ♪
♪ 哥可是练过 ♪
♪ I work out ♪
♪ 我走到哪里 ♪
♪ When I walk in the spot, yeah ♪
♪ 都是这样的场面 ♪
♪ This is what I see Okay ♪
♪ 每个人都驻足 紧紧盯着我 ♪
♪ Everybody stops And they’re staring at me ♪
♪ 我的裤衩激♥情♥四射 ♪
♪ I got a passion in my pants ♪
♪ 我无所顾忌 看啊看啊看啊看啊 ♪
♪ And I ain’t afraid to show it Show it, show it, show it ♪
♪ 我知道我很性感 ♪
♪ I’m sexy and I know it ♪
是的 你很性感 是的 在说什么呢
Yeah, you are. Yeah. What?
♪ 我知道我很性感 ♪
♪ I’m sexy and I know it ♪
是的 好吧
Yeah. Okay.
♪ 二 三 四 走♪
♪ Two, three, four ♪
♪ 摇摆吧 摇摆 摇摆 摇摆 摇摆 ♪
♪ A wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Yeah ♪
♪ 摇摆吧 摇摆 摇摆 摇摆 摇摆 ♪
♪ A wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Yeah ♪
♪ 摇摆吧 摇摆 摇摆 摇摆 摇摆 ♪
♪ A wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle Yeah ♪
你可真擅长点燃气氛啊
You sure know how to work a crowd.
这光头真是没白剃
And way to own the shaved head.
-想要遮住也没用啊 -那是的
– There’s no use trying to hide it, right? – Mm-hmm.
不得不说 歌♥选的很有趣
Gotta say, interesting song choice.
用有趣这个词来形容人家的歌♥
“Interesting” is an interesting word
也是挺有趣的 但是就这样吧
to describe someone’s music, but okay.
那又不是真的是你的歌♥
Well, it wasn’t really your music.
-妈妈 很好玩 -好吧 好玩就好 我也喜欢好玩的
– Mom, it was fun. – Oh. Fun is great. I love fun.
-你喜欢吗 -我喜欢啊
– You love it? – Love it.
-喜欢玩乐 你这个妈真酷 -是的 谢谢
– Love fun. You’re a cool mom. – I am. Thank you.
我打扫你房♥间的时候发现了你的歌♥词
So I found some of your lyrics when I was cleaning your room.
-你读过了吗 -那又不是藏着的
– And you read them? – They weren’t hidden or anything.
歌♥词肯定是在我的抽屉里来着
They were definitely in my desk drawer.
那我要收拾你的东西就要打开抽屉啊
Which I have to open to put your stuff away.
总之 重点是 我真的很喜欢
Anyway, the point is… I really like them.
不错 很高兴你能喜欢 其实不算什么的
Cool. I’m glad you enjoyed them. It was seriously nothing.

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