卧♥槽♥ 你撞碎了我的蛋蛋
Fuck You crushed my balls
大骗子 我真弄疼你了吗
Liar Did I hurt you?
你真坏
You’re sickening
你真坏
You’re zickenino
你真坏 我去冲咖啡
You’re sickening I’m gonna make some coffee.
我要和大屁♥股♥
Ma guarda questo culo
啊 住手
Stop it
停 停 停
Stop, stop, stop.

Dove vai?
我去冲点咖啡
Make some coffee.
咖啡
Coffee?
哎呀 别忘了去买♥♥酒
Know what? You gotta go buy a bottle

Okay.
看看我的眼睛 疼
Look at my eye. It hurts.
发誓有东西在里面
I swear there’s something there.
来点音乐
Put some music on?
♪ You make my head spin
♪ You are my merry-go-round
♪ I’m always at a party
♪ When I’m in your arms…
你知道吗
You know what?
什么啊
What?
我想试试你的屁♥股♥
I wanna fuck your ass.
我还以为你很浪漫呢
I thought you were a romantic
噢 是吗
Oh, really?
♪ Aren’t we great the two of us
♪ When the two of us are together
♪ Oh, how life is such a wonder
♪ When the two of us are one
♪ We could fly to outer space
♪ When my heart is next to yours
我爱你
I love you.
我也爱你
Me too.
♪ We love each other forever
♪ And even if there were no ever
♪ We’d love each other all the same
如果 我怀上了呢
What if I’m pregnant?
那会很好玩的
That’d be fun
哦 求你快怀上吧
Oh yes, please
去洗澡啦
Shower.
我去买♥♥点酒
Gotta get some booze
你有现金吗
You got any cash?
别问了
You stop it
怎么啦
Stop what?
你从来都没钱
You never have any money
真不可思议
You’re impossible
好吧 但你有钱啊
Right, but do you?
从你的钱包里拿了
I’ll take it from your purse.
马上回来
Be right back.
时间摧毁一切
Time destroys all things.

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