好 我爱你
OK, I love you.
太好了
Bravo!
谈谈你的老婆
Tell me about your wife.
谈谈我们好了
Let’s talk about us.

OK.
但这地方真可怜
But this place is so pitiful.
有我在 不是吗
Yes, but I’m here, aren’t I?
旅馆先生
Monsieur Maitred Hotel.
这蛮糟糕的
That’s rather nasty.
不管怎么样 你个傻瓜 我爱你
Anyway, you dummy, I love you.
我要跟你住在一起
And I want to live with you.
在这烂旅馆
In your flophouse?
烂旅馆 什么意思
In my flophouse. What the hell does that mean?
房♥子 旅馆 城♥堡♥
What the hell difference does it make…
有什么差别
if I have a flophouse or a hotel or a castle?
我爱你就好
I love you. What the fuck does it matter?!
评审选出
The jury has chosen…
最好的十对
the following ten best couples:
3号♥
Number three!
7号♥
Seven!
8号♥ 9号♥
Eight… Nine…
11号♥ 12号♥
11…12…
13号♥ 14号♥
13…14…
15号♥和19号♥
15…and 19!
各位 为最后的探戈祝福
And now, ladies and gentlemen, good luck for the last tango!
再给我一点威士忌
Give me some more whisky.
我以为你不喝了
Oh, I thought you weren’t drinking.
我口渴了 我还要喝
But I’m thirsty now and I want some more drink.
好 好主意
All right. I think that’s a good idea.
等等
Wait a minute.
因为你真的很美 等等
Because you’re really beautiful. Wait a minute.
抱歉
I’m sorry.
很抱歉 不是故意洒掉我的酒
I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to spill my drink.
干杯
Let’s have a toast
敬旅馆的日子
to our life in the hotel.
不 去你的 过来
No! Fuck all that! Come on.
不 听着
Hey, listen.
敬我们乡村的生活
Let’s drink a toast to our life in the country. Huh?
你是大自然爱好者 你没告诉我
You’re a nature lover? You didn’t tell me.
我是个自然的男孩
Oh, for Chr… I’m a nature boy.
看不到我一身的 鸡牛屎吗
Can’t you see me with the cows and the chicken shit all over me?

Oh, yeah.
敬牛舍 -敬牛舍
To the house of the cows. -Cows.
我也要当你的奶牛
I will be your cow, too.
听着
And listen…
我一天挤你二次奶
I get to milk you twice a day.
怎么样 -我讨厌乡下
How about that? -I hate the country.
讨厌乡下 -我不喜欢
You hate the country? -I hate it!
我宁愿去旅馆
I prefer to go to the hotel.
我们去你的旅馆 -不 我们跳舞
Come on, let’s go… -No. Let’s dance.
我们跳舞好吗
Come on. Don’t you wanna dance?
我们又开始了
We can start again.
这个是规则不允许的 你们在干嘛
That’s the limit! What are you doing?
你必须离开 先生
You’ll have to leave, sir.
女士 爱情总是这样的
Madame! ‘Tis ever love.
如果你要看爱情 去马戏团
Go to the circus if you want to see love!
离开这里
Go on! Get out of here!
你必须离开
You’ll have to leave.
吻我 亲爱的
Kiss me, sweetheart!
再会吧 你这甜蜜的桃花
Farewell, you sweet peach blossom.
我不能永远的跳舞 我的痔疮
I could dance forever. Oh, my hemorrhoid!
我的美女 坐下
Beauty of mine, sit before me.
让我记得你的模样
Let me peruse you and remember you always like this.
服务员 香槟
Garcon! Champagne!
如果音乐是爱情的食物 就继续奏吧
If music be the food of love, play on.
你怎么了
What’s the matter with you?
结束了
It’s finished.
你怎么了
What’s the matter with you?
结束了 -什么结束了
It’s finished! -What’s finished?
我们不会再见面了 不会了
We’re never going to see each other again. Never!
这太荒谬了
That’s ridiculous.
这太荒谬了 -不是开玩笑
That’s ridiculous! -It’s not a joke.
你这小贱♥人♥ -结束了
Oh, you dirty rat! -It’s finished.
若是结束 就是另一个开始 你了解吗
Look, when something’s finished, it begins again.
我要结婚了
I’m getting married!
我要走了
I’m going away.
结束了
It’s finished.
老天
Oh, Jesus.
这不是地铁的钩环 是我的老二
Listen, that’s not a subway strap, that’s me cock!
结束了
It’s finished!
老天
Jesus!
等等
Wait a minute!
你这贱♥人♥
You dumb bimbo!
该死 等等
Shit! Wait a minute. Goddamn it!
过来
Hey, rube! Come here!
过来
Come here!
过来
Come here!
我要抓到你
I’m gonna get you!
贱♥人♥
Bimbo!
住手
Stop! Stop!
等等 -够了
Hold it! -It’s over.
听着 -够了 结束了
Hey, cool it! -Stop it! We’re finished.
走开
Go away! Go away! Go away!
走开
Go away!
我输了
I can’t win.
饶了我
Give me a break!
我要叫警♥察♥
I’ll call the police!
我闻到鸡舍的味道
Aha! I smell the henhouse.
我没挡你的路
Well, shit, I’m not in your way.
你先 小姐
After you, mademoiselle!
再见 而且 你长得又不好看
So long, sister. Besides, you’re a crummy-looking broad.
我才不管会不会再见到你
I don’t give a damn if I never see you again.
老天
Shit.
结束了
It’s over!
结束了
It’s over!
去他妈的警♥察♥ -结束了
Oh, fuck the police. -It’s over!
我要和你谈谈
Listen, I want to talk to you.
救命
Help!
救救我 救救我
Help! Help!
救救我
Please, help!
救救我 救救我
Help! Help!
老天
Oh, man!
救救我 救救我
Help! Help me!
救救我
Help!
越来越荒谬了
This is getting ridiculous.
这是标题照 宝贝
It’s the title shot, baby.
我们会在一起
We’re going all the way.
有点老旧
It’s a little old…
但充满回忆
but full of memories, huh?
小姐
Mademoiselle…
你喜欢什么样的英雄
How do you like your hero?
双面熟 或是单面熟
Over easy or sunny-side up?
你跑到非洲 亚洲
You ran through Africa and Asia…
或是印尼
and Indonesia.
我都会找到你
And now I’ve found you.
我爱你
And I love you.
我要知道你的名字
I wanna know your name.
珍妮
Jeanne.
我们的小孩
Our children.
我们的小孩
Our children.

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