头号玩家

I created three keys.
并隐藏在三场能够展现真正玩家精神的挑战
Three hidden challenges test for worthy traits
通过挑战后可以用钥匙打开三扇魔法大门
revealing three hidden keys to three magic gates.
只有真正的玩家能克服重重困难
And those with the skill to survive these straits
到达胜利的终点 并获得奖励
will reach the end, where the prize awaits.
去吧 钥匙
Off you go, keys.
这些钥匙可不是藏在石头底下这么简单
The keys aren’t just laying around under a rock somewhere.
应该说它是看不见的
I suppose you could say they’re invisible,
就藏在迷宫中♥央♥的小黑屋里
hidden in a dark room that’s at the center of a maze
而这个迷宫则藏在
that’s located somewhere
这里
up here.
彩蛋狩猎
Let the hunt for Halliday’s Easter egg
快乐
begin.
挑战内容是找到三把钥匙
The challenge is to find three keys,
但五年来 大家连一把都没找着
but in five years, no one has even gotten one key.
那个积分榜呢 也还空着
And the big scoreboard? Still empty.
后来终于有彩蛋猎人破解了第一条线索
Some long-forgotten gunter cracked the first clue
并发现了第一个挑战
and found the first challenge.
于是 这扇传送门出现了
Then, this portal appeared.
但获取第一把钥匙的挑战
But the challenge to win the first key
是由哈利迪设计的一场竞速赛
was a race designed by Halliday
难度极高 至今无人能完成赛程
that was so hard, no one had ever finished it.
现在只有那些彩蛋猎人们还在反复尝试
The only ones still trying are the gunters, as in “Egg hunters”,
像我 阿修 大东 以及我死党艾奇
like me and Sho and Daito, and my best friend, Aech.
对了 还有第六人
Oh, and of course, the Sixers.
他们受雇于IOI
The Sixers work for IOI.
第六人
Sixers!
创新动♥*♥态♥*♥网♥络公♥司♥
Innovative Online Industries.
全球第二大的公♥司♥
They’re the second-largest company in the world,
满是向上篡位的野心
with designs on becoming the first.
因此他们倾尽一切
Which is why they’re putting everything they got
只为赢得哈利迪的彩蛋
into winning Halliday’s contest.
系绑带
Buckle up!
上车
Sit in!
之所以叫第六人 是因为公♥司♥规定
We call ’em “Sixers” ’cause that’s the company rule.
只用数字命名角色
No name, just numbers.
他们还有个专家智囊团
They have a support team
专门负责研究哈利迪
made up of Halliday scholars.
他们和我一样 挖空心思在研究
Like me, they spend all their time studying pop culture
哈利迪着迷的流行文化
that Halliday was obsessed with,
试图从中找到线索破解谜题
trying to find clues to solve the contest.
不过他们只是听令于IOI的头儿行事
They’re just following the orders of the head of IOI,
这个叫诺兰·索伦托的混♥蛋♥
this dickweed named Nolan Sorrento.
你怎么还先到了
How’d you get here before me?
我可没空去美发沙龙
Well, I didn’t make a pit stop at the hair salon.
-你好啊 Z -你好 艾奇
– What up, Z? – What’s up, Aech?
帮你留了车位
Saved you a spot.
谢了 伙计
Thanks, bro.
我得去后面
I gotta go to the back.
好捞被撞毁的车掉出来的金币吗
Ugh. So you can skim coins from crashed cars?
-太逊了 伙计 -手头紧了
– That’s just sad, man. – Fuel’s low.
那你还有钱去
Oh, but you still had enough
做《我为玛丽狂》的玛丽发型
to pay for that Something About Mary hairdo.
首夺钥匙
First to the key.
先得彩蛋
First to the egg!
艾奇 你看到了吗
Aech, are you seeing this?
嗯 《阿基拉》里金田正太郎的摩托
Yeah, I see it. That’s Kaneda’s bike from Akira.
标准车身涂了特许涂层
It’s a licensed skin over a standard frame.
不 不是说车
No, not the bike. Forget the bike.
骑车的那个女孩 是阿尔忒密斯
The girl, I think it’s Art3mis.
那个第六人终结者阿尔忒密斯
The Art3mis? The Sixer Fixer?
我看过她所有通关录像和Twitch直播
I’ve seen all her walk-throughs, her Twitch streams.
是她 绝对是她
It’s her. It’s definitely her.
冲 冲 冲 冲过去 加油
Go, go, go! Get there! Come on!
你能行的 你能过去的
You got it, you got it!
倒霉
Balls.
她过不去的
She’s not gonna make it.
弃车 停下来
Bail! Bail out!
快弃车
Bail!
该死 这是我最爱的车
Damn, I loved that bike.
艾奇可以…
Oh, Aech could…
他是我朋友 能帮你把车修好
Well, he’s my friend, but he could fix it for you.
这是我的工作间 请不要乱碰东西
This is my workshop. Touch nothing.
这钢铁巨人是在哪儿找到的
Where did you find an Iron Giant?
是我自己做的 受人之托
Find it? I’m building it. That’s a commission.
艾奇在模组改装方面可是鼎鼎大名
Oh, yeah. Aech is top-rated on the mod boards.
整个绿洲的玩家都雇他打造东西
People all over the OASIS pay him serious coin.
看看这个
Oh, hey, check this out!
Z 别
Hey. Z, yo.
太空堡垒卡拉狄加
The Galactica, of course.
这些是我的宝贝
These are my babies, all right, man?
《异形》里的苏拉科号♥
Sulaco, from Aliens.
伙计 你拿我的东西炫耀个什么劲
Dude, how are you showing off my shit?
《宇宙静悄悄》里的福吉谷号♥
Valley Forge, from Silent Running.
哈肯尼运输舰哪儿去了
Oh, where’s the Harkonnen Drop-Ship?
那个才叫厉害 折越空间跟小儿科一样
That thing is sick. Folds space like a boss.
从因斯比奥到阿♥拉♥吉斯星球只需要3秒
I mean, you can get from Incipio to Arrakis in three seconds…
小心手指
Fingers!
你多包涵
You’ll have to excuse him.
他遇到漂亮姑娘就紧张
He gets a little nervous around pretty girls.
10分钟就能修好
I can fix it in 10 minutes.
没错 他超厉害的
Yup. He’s pretty great.
所以你和大块头是组队的
I assume you and Shoulder Blades are clanned up.
艾奇吗 不
Oh, Aech? Nah.
他很厉害 但我从不组队
I mean, he’s really good, but I don’t clan.
因为你是帕西法尔
Oh, ’cause you’re Parzival,
那个单枪匹马找到圣杯的骑士
as in the knight who found the Holy Grail by himself.
那你呢 阿尔忒密斯 狩猎女神
What about you, Art3mis? Goddess of the hunt.
那些队伍为了组你肯定打得头破血流
Clans must be killing to sign you up.
-最爱的射击游戏 -什么
– Favorite shooter? – Excuse me?
詹姆斯·哈利迪最爱的第一人称射击游戏
James Halliday’s favorite first-person shooter.
-是哪一款 -《007:黄金眼》
– What? – Oh. GoldenEye.
-哪个角色 -奥德贾伯 你在考我吗
– Playing as? – Oddjob. Is this a test?
最爱的游戏模式
Favorite game variant?
“徒手搏斗” 就是不用武器
Game variant was “Slappers only.” No weapons.
我知道什么是”徒手搏斗” 赛车游戏呢
I know what “Slappers only” Means. Racer?
《涡轮车手》 最喜欢的食物是口袋三明治
Turbo. And his favorite food was Hot Pockets.
最爱的餐馆是查克芝士餐厅
Favorite restaurant was Chuck E Cheese.
歌♥曲是巴格斯乐队的《录像带杀死广播歌♥星》
Song was Video Killed the Radio Star by the Buggles.
MV是阿哈乐队的《接受我》
Video was Take On Me by A-ha.
他最喜欢的一句台词引自《超人》
His favorite quote was from Superman.
“有的人读了《战争与和平》
“Some people can read War and Peace,
“只把它当作是一个简单的冒险故事
“And come away thinking it’s a simple adventure story.
“也有人读着口香糖包装纸上的成分表
“Others can read the ingredients on the back of a chewing-gum wrapper,
“也能解开宇宙的秘密”
“And unlock the secrets of the universe.”
莱克斯·卢瑟[超人死敌]
Lex Luthor.
酷
Cool.
你有什么打算 如果你找到彩蛋的话
What would you do? If you won. The whole contest, I mean.
我在现实中的打算多了去了
Oh! I mean, I’ve got tons of plans in the real world.
我要住进大豪♥宅♥
I’d… I’d move into a huge mansion,
买♥♥一堆超酷的玩意儿 再也不当穷♥人♥
buy a bunch of cool shit, not be poor.
我知道你那时候为什么停车了
Now I know why you stopped short.
是因为金刚 没人能过金刚这关
I stopped because of Kong. No one ever makes it past Kong.
就像…这关的规则一样
That… That’s… That’s, like, a rule.
你知道这是不可能的
Well, then you know it can’t be true.
哈利迪最讨厌制定规则
Because Halliday hated making rules.
我可承受不起被爆号♥重练
I can’t afford to zero out.
-你只是怕掉装备 -不 我没有
– You’re afraid to lose your shit. – No, I’m not!
要是IOI给你提供足够的金币
What happens when IOI offers you guaranteed coin
让你去夺取找到彩蛋的钥匙呢
for the keys to the kingdom?
诺兰·索伦托将接管整个绿洲