哇 你肯定喜欢这儿
Wow,you must love it here.
不 其实不是
No,not really.

Oh.
你叫Michael多久了?
How long have you been Michael?
嗯 我不知道 也许生来就这么叫
Hmm,I don’t know. I guess I was born this way.
嗯 我不知道 也许生来就这么叫
Hmm,I don’t know. I guess I was born this way.
嗯 乐意效劳
Mmm,oui.
你好 你会讲英语吗?
Bonjour. Do you speak English?
你好 你会讲英语吗?
Bonjour. Do you speak English?
你喜欢Marilyn Monroe吗? 喜欢
– Do you like Marilyn Monroe? – Yes.
你喜欢Marilyn Monroe吗? 喜欢
– Do you like Marilyn Monroe? – Yes.
真可爱
So cute.
再见 谢谢
– Au revoir. – Merci.
再见 谢谢
– Au revoir. – Merci.
再见
Au revoir.
那你又叫Marilyn多久了?
So how long have you been Marilyn?
那你又叫Marilyn多久了?
So how long have you been Marilyn?
自从我有乳♥房♥♥开始
Since I first got my boobs.
自然 当然了!
– Of course. – Of course!
谢谢
Merci.
谢谢
Merci.
敬你! 请请
– Salut! – Chin-chin.
敬你! 请请
– Salut! – Chin-chin.
我结婚了 有7年了
I am married. I have been married for seven years,
我结婚了 有7年了
I am married. I have been married for seven years,
我先生 他过得像查理·卓别林
and my husband,he lives as Charlie Chaplin.
我先生 他过得像查理·卓别林
and my husband,he lives as Charlie Chaplin.
在成为查理·卓别林以前 他像巴斯特·基顿(美国喜剧演员)
He was Buster Keaton before he became Chaplin.
在成为查理·卓别林以前 他像巴斯特·基顿(美国喜剧演员)
He was Buster Keaton before he became Chaplin.
我是在一艘邮轮上碰到他的 那时他正在表演 我们还有个女儿
I met him on a cruise ship while he was doing his act. We have a daughter as well.
我是在一艘邮轮上碰到他的 那时他正在表演 我们还有个女儿
I met him on a cruise ship while he was doing his act. We have a daughter as well.
我是在一艘邮轮上碰到他的 那时他正在表演 我们还有个女儿
I met him on a cruise ship while he was doing his act. We have a daughter as well.
真的? 是的
– Really? – Yeah.
真的? 是的
– Really? – Yeah.
多大了? 6岁 快7岁了
– How old is she? – She’s six,almost seven.
多大了? 6岁 快7岁了
– How old is she? – She’s six,almost seven.
她过得像秀兰·邓波儿(美国童星)
She lives as Shirley Temple.
她模仿她吗? 是的! 她试着去模仿
– She impersonates? – Yeah! Well,she tries.
她模仿她吗? 是的! 她试着去模仿
– She impersonates? – Yeah! Well,she tries.
但是她这么小 我知道 但是她看起来很喜欢
– But she’s so young. – I know,but she seems to enjoy it,
但是她这么小 我知道 但是她看起来很喜欢
– But she’s so young. – I know,but she seems to enjoy it,
但是她这么小 我知道 但是她看起来很喜欢
– But she’s so young. – I know,but she seems to enjoy it,
而她的爸爸 你知道的 这对他来说很重要
and her father,you know,it’s very important for him.
而她的爸爸 你知道的 这对他来说很重要
and her father,you know,it’s very important for him.
那啥? 查理·卓别林和玛丽莲·梦露在邮轮上约会
So,what? Charles Chaplin meets Marilyn Monroe on a cruise ship
那啥? 查理·卓别林和玛丽莲·梦露在邮轮上约会
So,what? Charles Chaplin meets Marilyn Monroe on a cruise ship
而且他们还有个叫秀兰·邓波儿的女儿?
and they have a daughter named Shirley Temple?
而且他们还有个叫秀兰·邓波儿的女儿?
and they have a daughter named Shirley Temple?
是的 是有那么一点 我遇见Charlie的时候还不叫Marilyn 但是他展示给我看了
Yeah,kind of. I wasn’t Marilyn yet when I met Charlie,but he showed me.
是的 是有那么一点 我遇见Charlie的时候还不叫Marilyn 但是他展示给我看了
Yeah,kind of. I wasn’t Marilyn yet when I met Charlie,but he showed me.
是的 是有那么一点 我遇见Charlie的时候还不叫Marilyn 但是他展示给我看了
Yeah,kind of. I wasn’t Marilyn yet when I met Charlie,but he showed me.
是的 是有那么一点 我遇见Charlie的时候还不叫Marilyn 但是他展示给我看了
Yeah,kind of. I wasn’t Marilyn yet when I met Charlie,but he showed me.

Mmm.
你什么时候走? 两天后
– When are you leaving? – I leave in two days.
你什么时候走? 两天后
– When are you leaving? – I leave in two days.
礼拜天? 是的
– On Sunday? – Yeah.
礼拜天? 是的
– On Sunday? – Yeah.

Hm.
你住哪里?
Where do you live?
我住在高地上
I live in the Highlands.
真的? 是的 很高的地方
– Really? – Yeah,way up.
真的? 是的 很高的地方
– Really? – Yeah,way up.
为什么?
Why?
说来话长 但是我想也不是很长
Well,it’s kind of a long story,but I guess it’s not that long.
说来话长 但是我想也不是很长
Well,it’s kind of a long story,but I guess it’s not that long.
说来话长 但是我想也不是很长
Well,it’s kind of a long story,but I guess it’s not that long.
但是那不是很冷么 比如会有冰冻?
But isn’t it cold over there,like freezing?
但是那不是很冷么 比如会有冰冻?
But isn’t it cold over there,like freezing?
不 不 不 不 不
No,no,no,no,no.
那里半年是比较冷的 另外半年很温暖
It’s cold,like,half the year and the other half it’s warm.
那里半年是比较冷的 另外半年很温暖
It’s cold,like,half the year and the other half it’s warm.
你们在那干嘛? 我们做很多事
– And what do you do there? – We do lots of things,
你们在那干嘛? 我们做很多事
– And what do you do there? – We do lots of things,
比如 一些人照料动物 一些人照料园子
like,some people take care of the animals,some people garden,
比如 一些人照料动物 一些人照料园子
like,some people take care of the animals,some people garden,
一些人照料房♥子
some people take care of the house.
有时我们为彼此表演 然后还会外出为别人表演
Sometimes we perform for each other,then we go out and perform for other people.
有时我们为彼此表演 然后还会外出为别人表演
Sometimes we perform for each other,then we go out and perform for other people.
有时我们为彼此表演 然后还会外出为别人表演
Sometimes we perform for each other,then we go out and perform for other people.
有时我们为彼此表演 然后还会外出为别人表演
Sometimes we perform for each other,then we go out and perform for other people.
那里真的很漂亮 四处都是山
It’s so beautiful there. There are mountains all around.
那里真的很漂亮 四处都是山
It’s so beautiful there. There are mountains all around.
你肯定无法想像那里的美景
You would just not believe how beautiful it is.
你肯定无法想像那里的美景
You would just not believe how beautiful it is.
我们建了个大舞台 每晚我们都会表演
And we’re building a great stage and we’re gonna put a show on every night,
我们建了个大舞台 每晚我们都会表演
And we’re building a great stage and we’re gonna put a show on every night,
我们建了个大舞台 每晚我们都会表演
And we’re building a great stage and we’re gonna put a show on every night,
而且仅对喜欢我们模仿表演的人开放
and it’s only for people like us impersonators.
而且仅对喜欢我们模仿表演的人开放
and it’s only for people like us impersonators.
那将会是世界上最棒的表演
It’s gonna be the greatest show on earth.
那将会是世界上最棒的表演
It’s gonna be the greatest show on earth.
那个地方真是太特别了
It’s such a special place.
每个人都是明星 而且没人会变老
A place where everyone is famous and no one ages.
每个人都是明星 而且没人会变老
A place where everyone is famous and no one ages.
那是个能创造和建设自我的地方
A place that we created and built ourselves.
那是个能创造和建设自我的地方
A place that we created and built ourselves.
那是世上独一无二的地方
There’s gonna be nowhere like it on earth.
那是世上独一无二的地方
There’s gonna be nowhere like it on earth.
你想来吗?
Do you wanna come?
我很乐意你来 他们肯定也欢迎你!
I would love it if you came. They would love you there!
我很乐意你来 他们肯定也欢迎你!
I would love it if you came. They would love you there!
不 我可不这么觉得 为什么啊?
– No,I don’t think so. – Why not?
不 我可不这么觉得 为什么啊?
– No,I don’t think so. – Why not?
我不知道 我去那能干什么? 可以做任何事 你想干嘛就干嘛
– I don’t know,what would I do there? – Anything at all,anything you want.
我不知道 我去那能干什么? 可以做任何事 你想干嘛就干嘛
– I don’t know,what would I do there? – Anything at all,anything you want.
我不知道 我去那能干什么? 可以做任何事 你想干嘛就干嘛
– I don’t know,what would I do there? – Anything at all,anything you want.
我不知道 我去那能干什么? 可以做任何事 你想干嘛就干嘛
– I don’t know,what would I do there? – Anything at all,anything you want.
我们有多余的房♥间
And we have many extra rooms.
而且我们需要一名Michael 我们还没有Michael
And we need a Michael. We don’t have a Michael.
而且我们需要一名Michael 我们还没有Michael
And we need a Michael. We don’t have a Michael.
不 我… 我在团体里会不知所措
No,I… I wouldn’t know what to do in a commune.
不 我… 我在团体里会不知所措
No,I… I wouldn’t know what to do in a commune.
我也是 但是你可以做很多事
Neither did I,but there’s plenty you can do.
我也是 但是你可以做很多事
Neither did I,but there’s plenty you can do.
噢 Michael 答应来吧
Oh,Michael,say you’ll come.
噢 Michael 答应来吧
Oh,Michael,say you’ll come.
请来吧
Please come.
你一定要来 一定
You must,you simply must.
我真的不知道
I really don’t know.
再见 我的房♥间
Goodbye,room.
你一直都对我很好
You’ve been really nice to me.
你对我服务周到
You served me well.
椅子坐上去很舒适
The chair was nice to sit upon.
床睡上去也很舒服
The bed was good comfort at nights.
床睡上去也很舒服
The bed was good comfort at nights.
还有窗 让我看到了世界
And the windows,the windows allowed me to see the world.
还有窗 让我看到了世界
And the windows,the windows allowed me to see the world.
对我来说 你是个很棒的房♥间
You’ve been a wonderful room to me.
对我来说 你是个很棒的房♥间
You’ve been a wonderful room to me.
但是 我得走了
But I gotta go.

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