龙虾

他对倒咖啡的侍者表示感谢
He thanked the waiter who served his coffee…
并想起了他的妻子
and thought about his wife for a moment
有个女人似乎很喜欢黄油饼干
A woman who seems to like butter biscuit…
她把饼干给了一个喝着
offered one to a man drinking…
金巴利苏打的男人当做早餐
a Compari soda for breakfast
之后他回头看到了一个女人
He then looked behind him saw a woman…
之后他会知道 这女人是多么铁石心肠
who would later find out was absolutely heartless
还看到了一些情侣区的人
And some others in the couple’s area…
在他入住期间 或许永远不会遇到这些人
whom he may never meet druing his stay at the hotel
那个早上他真的很饿
That morning he was really hungry
饿到能够吃下一整只鸡
He could eat a whole chicken…
但他几乎没吃什么东西
but ate almost nothing
你好 你好
Hello Hello
我要和我的新朋友去外面散个步
I decided to go for a walk ouside with my new friend
我来为你介绍一下
Let me introduce you
这是罗伯特 住在我隔壁 说话有点口齿不清
This is Robert, he stay in the room next to mine had a lisp
很高兴认识你 我住在一〇一房♥
Please to meet you, I stay in the room 101
我住同一层楼 一八六房♥
I’m on the same floor, 186
想和我们一起去走走吗 可以啊
Would you like to join us?Why not
总有一天我会坐上那游艇
One of these days gonna be me on one of those yachts
为什么
Why those yachts?
在你走之前会有个最后的考验
The final ordeal before letting you go
最难的一关
The hardest one
十五天的假期 情侣单独共处
15 days of vacation just a couple alone,
你没有看过宣传手册吗
Ddn’t you read the leaflet?
我看了
I did
你看过约翰的腿了吗
Did you see John’s leg?
没有
No
约翰 让我们看看你的腿
John, could you show your leg?
好吧
Oh yeah
有请一八七房♥ 今天是他入住的第二天
Room 187, day 2
大家好
Hello everyone
当我父亲爱上了另一个女人的时候
My mother was left on her own
他抛弃了我的母亲
when my father fell in love with a woman…
只是因为她数学比我母亲好
who was better at math than she was
我想 她有研究生的学历
She has postgraduate degree, I think
然而我母亲只是个本科生
While my mother only a graduate
当时我十九岁
I was 19 at the time
我母亲来过这家酒店 但没能成功找到伴侣
My mother entered the hotel but didn’t make it
最后变成了一只狼
and was turning into a wolf
我很想念她
I really miss her
后来我得知她被送到了一家动物园
I found out she’s been moved to a zoo
我经常跑去看她
I often went there to see her
我给她喂生肉吃
I give her raw meat
我知道狼喜欢生肉
I knew the wolf like raw meat
但我不知道到底哪只狼是我的母亲
But I couldn’t figure out which of the wolves was my mother
所以我会给每只狼都喂一点
So I used to give a little bit to each of them
有天 我决定闯入围栏
One day I decided to enter the enclosure
因为我真的很想念她 想拥抱她
I really missed her and I wanted a hug
我翻过并跳进了围栏
I climbed the fence and jumped in
群狼立即朝我冲来 围攻我
All the wolves charged at once and attacked me
只有两只狼纹丝不动
All but two stood motionless
于是我推断 其中一头必是我母亲
I guess one of those two must be my mother
动物园的警卫迅速地救了我 把我送去了医院
The zoo guard got to me quite quickly and took me to the hospital
谢天谢地 我保住了我的腿
Thankfully I didn’t lose my leg
只是有些瘸而已
I just had this limp
这也随之成为了我的标志性特征
Which also is my defining characteristic
我的妻子在六天前去世了
My wife died six days ago
她很漂亮 我也很爱她
She was very beautiful and I love her very much
她也有些瘸
She had limp too
谢谢 约翰 回到自己的座位上吧
Thank you John, you can return to you seat
下一位客人 一〇四房♥ 第二天
Let’s move on to our next guest, room 104, day 2
大家好
Hello everyone
这只是我入住的第二天
This is only my second day here
但我感到自己成功的融入了这个大家庭
But already I feel like a member of wonderful group
我的标志性特征是 我有着美丽的笑容
My defining characteristic is that I have very beautiful smile
有东西抓住了我的心
Something’s gotten hold of my heart
让我疯狂 让我神志不清
Keeping my soul and my senses apart
有东西闯入了我的生活
Something’s gotten into my life
你有和别人跳过舞吗
Have you ever dance with anybody?
什么
Sorry?
你和别人一起跳过舞吗
Have you ever dance with anybody?
跳过
Yes
跳的是什么类型舞呢
What sort of dancing you should do?
这根据音乐而定
Just depends on the music
你要坐下来吗
Do you need to sit down?
不 不 我打算去跳舞
No, no, I’m getting ready to dance
我能坐这吗
Can I sit here?
抱歉
I’m sorry
我能坐这吗 当然
Can I sit here? Of course
我来给你介绍下我的好朋友
Let me introduce you to my best friend
刚才和你聊天那个女人是个很冷漠的人
That woman you were talking to have no feeling whatsoever
她对什么都不感兴趣
She feels nothing at all
她是酒店里最好的猎手
She’s the best hunter in hotel
悄无声息 却身手敏捷
Silent and very fast
她是女子记录保持者
She’s the women record holder
总共捕获了一百九十二个孤独者
192 captors
抹去了灰色 抹去了蓝色
Changing the grey, changing the blue
为我涂上鲜红
Scarlet for me…
为你而靓丽
it’s scarlet for you
我想知道这是否真实
if this is the real thing
能赏脸跳一支舞吗
Would you like to dance?
每一天 耶
Every day yeah
当你触碰我时 我已迷失了自我
You touch me and my mind goes astray yeah
宝贝 宝贝
And baby, and Baby
宝贝 宝贝
And baby, and Baby
有东西抓住了我的心
Something’s gotten hold of my heart
指引我的灵魂到了仙境
Dragging my soul to a beautiful land
有东西闯入我的生活
Something’s gotten into my life
很抱歉 我把血滴到了你的衬衫上
I’m sorry, I got the blood on your shirt
但别担心 去掉血渍的方法有很多
But don’t worry, there are many ways to remove blood stain from clothing
一种方法是把衣服用冷水拧干
One way is to wring the clothes to cold water,
然后用海盐搓洗
then rub in sea salt
另一种方法是用沾有氨水的棉棒擦掉血渍
Another way is to srape the stain with cotton ball dip in ammonia
第三种方法是将面粉团做成牙膏状
The third way is to make flour mold into a paste like toothpaste
尤其适用于贵重衣物以及亮色衣服
Especially it the clothes are delicate or bright color
但千万别用温水去洗血渍
But juse never use warm water on blood, ever
好的
Ok
但是 你 你 你
But then you, you, you
你向我走来
You came my way
但你朝我走来
But then you came my way
一种莫名的感觉涌上心头
And a feeling unknown shook my heart…
让我想与你
make me want you to stay
日日夜夜不分离
all of my nights and all of my days
我想去休息下
I think I have to rest for a little bit
我腿有点痛 没关系 去吧
My leg hurts That’s ok
等你好些的时候告诉我 我们能继续跳
But let me know when you feel better, and we can dance again
让我疯狂 让我失去了理智
Keeping my soul and my senses apart
有东西侵入了我的夜晚
Something has invaded my light
用亮色涂满了我的梦境
Painting my sleep with the colours so bright
改变了灰暗 改变了蓝色
Changing the gray changing the blue
为我涂上了鲜红
Scarlet for me
为你而靓丽
it’s scarlet for you
请大家有序退场
Leave the building in orderly fashion
动作迅速 但请小心脚下
Do hurry up, and please be carefully
注意不要受伤
no one should get hurt or injured…
祝大家捕猎好运
and good luck with the hunt
我真希望我的腿没有瘸
I wish I didn’t have this limp
我曾今很擅长跑步 但现在不太可能了
I used to good at running, but not anymore
我很确信我会比其他人慢
I’m sure would be slower than them