龙虾

Ok then, you take the yacht
你去二八二号♥房♥
And you take 282
我们三个去经理的房♥间
And us three will take the manager room
我们有四十分钟的时间
We have 40 minutes
醒醒
Wake up
起来
Get up
去那边坐下
Sit down and sit over there
把手放到身后
Put your hands behind your back
一个篮球的重量在五百五十克到六百五十克之间
A basketball weights between 550 and 650 grams
你知道吗 不 我不知道
Did you know that? No, I didn’t know that
好吧
Yes
男女比赛的篮球重量也是不一样的
The weight is different for men’s and women’s game
但大致都在这个范围内
That’s roughly how much it weights
你知道排球多重吗 不知道 但我想知道
Do you know how much volleyball weights? No, but I like to find out
晚上好 晚上好
Good evening Good evening
我有点事要告诉你
I have something to tell you
他的鼻子并不是自己流血的
His nose doesn’t really bleed on its own
他会撞墙或者撞硬木头 或别的类似东西
He bangs it against the wall or piece of hard wood, or something like that
又或者是趁你没注意时 用小刀割
Or he cut it with pen knife when you’re not looking
你们俩并不合适
You two are not suited
闭嘴
Shut up
爸爸 让他走 我要睡觉了
Dad, tell him to leave, I’m sleepy
我也很确定他T恤上的污渍不是血
And I’m quite sure that stain on his T-shirt isn’t blood…
应该是樱桃汁或者番茄酱 或者红色水彩颜料
but cherry juice or tomato ketchup, or red water color paint…
或者是其他类似的东西 或者甜菜根汁
or something like that, or beetroot juice
你爱她吗
Do you love her?
全心全意爱她
With all my heart
你有多爱她 程度从一到十五之间选
How much do you love her? On the scale of 1 to 15
十四
十四真是个令人印象深刻的数字
14 is a very impressive score
他真的很爱她
He love her very much indeed
你觉得我们该杀了谁
Who do you think we should kill?
谁能独自更好地生活下去
Who will be able to live on their own better
给你刀子 妈妈 杀了他
Here is the knife, mom, kill him
你最好趁现在离开
You better get out before you can
好吧
Ok
反正 我来想说的话都说完了
That’s all I came to said anyway
你
You?
如果这个女人死了 你可以独自生活下去吗
If this woman die, do you think you manage on you own?
还是你会再发展一段感情
Or will you get involve with someone else?
不 我可以独自生活 但她不行
No, I can live alone, she can’t
她不在酒店的时候 我一个人待了好几个小时
I’m on my own for hours when she got out the hotel
我喜欢坐在房♥间里的感觉
I like sitting in the room…
那感觉让我放松 也让我平静
relaxes me, calms me
我非常喜欢这样
I like it a lot
我完全可以独♥立♥生活
I can definitely live on my own
不 安静
No! Be quiet
拿着
Take it
干掉她
Shoot her
不
No
不 不 不
No, no, no
你去哪了
Where were you?
我刚才找你
I was looking for you
我刚才在那些树后面自♥慰♥
I was masturbating behind those trees over there
你为什么不去跳舞呢
Why aren’t you dancing?
我的腿有点疼
My legs are little sore
你挖了自己的坟墓吗
Did you dig your grave
还没有
Not yet
我不想给你压力
I don’t mean to pressure you,
也不想破坏我们欢庆的气氛
or to ruin the mood, now we’re celebrating
但你总是要去做的
But at some point you have to do it
别指望有人会为你挖坟墓或者收尸
Don’t expect anyone else to dig your grave for you or to carry your corpse
甚至在你尸体上撒些土都别想
Or throw some dirts over you,
现实就是这样
that’s about it
明天找个你喜欢的地方
tomorrow find a spot you like,
石头别太多 就可以开始了
where the ground isn’t too rocky to make a start
好好享受今晚 谢谢
Enjoying the rest evening. Thank you
他最后一位病人刚离开
As soon as his last patient left,
我就走进他的办公室说
I entered his office and I said to him:
“亲爱的 晚饭好了
“honey, the dinner is ready…
然而 我不知道现在还能不能吃东西
however, I’m not sure I can eat right now…
我有一颗门牙疼得厉害
one of my front teeth hurts a lot…
能请你帮我看看吗 亲爱的”
can you take a look, please dear?”
“好的 当然 没问题” 他说
“Yes, sure, no problem”, he said
然后在他转头的那一瞬间
And the minute he turn his head
我拿起电钻推向他的胸膛
I took the drill and I shoved to his chest
这故事听起来真有趣
That story sounds really interesting…
但我要走了
but I have to leave
我记得我在那棵树旁边放了些电池
I just remember I left some batteries next to tree down there…
我可不想把它们弄丢了
and the last thing I want is to lose them
抱歉
Sorry
你抓到了兔子吗 不 是别人给我的
Did you catch rabbits? No, someone brought me them
谁 一位朋友
Who? A friend of mine
你想要一只吗 不了
Do you want one? No
你不必接受别人的兔子
You don’t need to accept rabbits from other people
如果你想要兔子 只要说一声 我会多带点来
If you need more rabbits, just ask, and I’ll bring more
抓兔子很难 但我会尽力
Catching rabbit is difficult, but I try to do better
你不需要欠别人的情
There is no need for you to be in debt to the others
非常感谢
Thank you very much
给你带兔子的那个男人 他近视吗
The man who brought you rabbits, is he short-sighted?
不知道 我觉得不是
I don’t know, I don’t think so
好的
Ok
那树上是一只麻雀吗
Is that a sparrow up that tree?
太远了看不清楚 我觉得不是
Can’t really see that far, I don’t think so
你近视吗 不
Are you short-sighted? No
你说谎 我说的实话
You’re lying It’s truth
这上面写的是什么
What does it say here?
YKK！
YKK
你之前就知道
You knew that already
所有拉链上写的都一样
All zips say the same thing
我没有近视
I’m not short-sighted
不明白为什么你不肯相信我呢
I don’t understand why you won’t believe me?
我可以清楚地看到你 我以前是名飞行员
I can see you really clearly, I used to be a pilot
你戴了隐形眼镜
You wear contact lenses
我不戴隐形眼镜 我没有近视 我发誓
I don’t wear contact lenses, I’m not short-sighted, I swear
你就是 你觉得我傻 看不出来吧
You’re, you think I’m a idiot and can’t tell
让我看看
Let me see
我想看你的眼睛
I want to see your eyes
向上看
Look up
向上看
Look up
向上 向上
Up, up,
现在向下看
Look down now
向左看
Look left
向右看
Look right
再向上
Up again
抱歉
I’m sorry
我以为你想耍我
I thought you try to fool me
抱歉
I’m sorry
这次的同步训练 我们必须全神贯注
For this synchronization exercise, we have to fully concentrate…
因为我们要同时按下播放键
as we both have to press play at the exactly the same time
我们为什么不共用一副耳机呢
Why don’t we just use one headset?
因为这才是训练的重点
Because that’s the whole point
我们的训练就是为了
This is the exercise for us
让我们达到完全同步
We have to be totally synchronize
好的
Ok
我准备好了 好的
I’m ready Ok
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2…
我们发明了一套用于彼此交流的暗号♥
We developed a code that we can communicate with each other…