吸血鬼生活

And I don’t mind being a vampire.
我很享受
I’m enjoying it.
有些人对年龄差异很在意
Some people freak out a bit about the age difference.
他们会想 为什么这个96岁的老奶奶和
Uh, they think, ‘what’s this 96-year old lady doing with a guy,
一个年龄是她四倍的男人在一起了
for times her age.’
– 我不在乎的 – 这完全没关系的
– And, you know, I don’t care… – It doesn’t make any difference.
是的 他们可以叫我少夫老妻 谁在乎
No, they can call me cradle-snatcher, who cares.
我咬了她 然后我们将永远在一起
I decided to bite her and we’re gonna be together forever.
– 太棒了 – 是啊
– Wonderful. – Yeah.
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我和保琳暂时复合了
Pauline and I are tentatively back together.
但不久之后你就会意识到
But it’s not long before you remember
当时我们为什么会分手
why it was we broke up in the first place.
我们从卧室开始
We start in our bedroom,
我需要完全用木板把它封起来或是隔开来
and I need that totally boarded up or blacked out somehow.
我丈夫是我的仆人
My husband is my familiar.
所以我们的关系有个巨大的转变
So, there has been a dynamic shift there.
你可以买♥♥个钉水钻机 写下来吧 这么拼 zuan
You could buy a Bedazzler. So you write that down. That’s B-E-D…
我觉得我现在的状态很好
I feel like I’m where I need to be now.
– 我爱你 – 我也爱你
– I love you. – I love you too.
好
Great.
但我还是你的主人
But I am your Master.
– 知道了吗 – 嗯
– Okay? – Yeah.
这些人听我的笑话一定会笑 对吧
Yeah, these guys have to laugh at my jokes, right guys?
是的
Yeah!
这个很好笑
That is a good one.
我总是看一圈 确保他们都在笑
I always look round to make sure they’re all laughing.
比如 如果我看到他们中有人没笑 我会说
Like, if I see one of them is not quite laughing I’ll be like,
喂 你在笑吗 我还常会考验他
‘Hey! You laughing?’, and often I’ll test you.
你在笑什么 贾斯廷
What are you laughing at, Justin?
喂 你现在在笑什么
Hey? What are you laughing at now?
– 就刚才吗 – 对的 你在笑什么
– Just then? – Yeah, yeah, but what?
我不知道
Oh, I don’t know.
哈哈 测试失败
Ah, test failed! Test failed!
你现在在笑 你现在在笑什么呢
You’re laughing now. What are you laughing at now though?
我不知道
I don’t know cause…
啊 又一次失败
Ah, another failure!
斯图 你在笑什么
Well, what are you laughing at, Stu?
我就是和大家在一起笑
Oh, I was laughing with the group.
嗯嗯 很好很好
Yep, that’s good. That’s good, yeah.
注意点 注意点
Just pay attention. Pay attention.
和大家一起笑
Laugh with the group.
你将不会记得刚才一个半小时里
You will not remember the last hour and a half,
看到的所有东西
of what you have just seen.
你会忘记
You will forget…
这部电影的内容
… the contents of this movie.