圣公会主学堂（2009）

圣公会主学堂
圣诞老人来了
Here comes Santa Claus
圣诞老人来了
Here comes Santa Claus…
那就是我 保罗·马登斯
That’s me, Paul Maddens,
我重新回到了戏剧学院
back in drama school.
没错 我看上去像个傻瓜
Yes, I look like an idiot.
她是我女友 珍妮弗
And there’s my girlfriend, Jennifer,
和我们最好的搭档
with our best mate,
戈登·莎士比亚
Gordon Shakespeare.
我们是三个
We were the three amigos
对未来寄以厚望的好朋友
with the world at our feet.
跳到你的床上 蒙住你的头
So jump in bed and cover your head
因为圣诞老人今晚就来
Cos Santa Claus comes tonight…
珍妮弗她们家
Jennifer and her family
一直都很喜欢圣诞节
always loved Christmas.
所以导致我
And it was Jennifer
我也喜欢圣诞节
who taught me to love it, too.
戈登一直都说他喜欢圣诞节
Gordon always said he loved Christmas,
但他真正爱的
but the only thing
只有他自己
he truly loved was himself.
我能力远在这之上
I’m completely above this.
这太无稽了 谁要扮演小精灵?
This is just pointless. Elf!
这是我最后次演小精灵了
It’s my last elf.
我至少可以
I could at least be
演圣诞老人 看看她
Father Christmas. Look at her.
我无法忍♥受了 太可笑了
I can’t do this any more. Its ridiculous.
不过你真的很棒
You’re really good, though.
做演员都没有自主♥权♥
There’s no control being an actor.
你只是在演别人的想法
You’re doing other people’s ideas.
-我同意 -我情愿控制别人
– I agree. – I’d rather be in control.
我想做 我不知道
I don’t know,
比如导演 出品人
like directing, producing.
-我觉得你应该考虑那些 -我会的
– I think you should consider that. – I will.
这就是为什么
That’s why l’m going to train
我要受训成为一个小学教师
as a primary school teacher.
花三年时间试试看
Give it three years and
如果你不是这块料 就放弃
if you’re as bad as you are now, give up.
试试看 那些不会演戏的就去教书
Try. Those who can’t act, teach.
而那些不会教书的就去教小学生
And those who can’t teach, teach primary.
-谁说的 -这是众所周知的
– Who says that? – It’s a truism.
是众所周知的?
A truism?
五 六 七 八
Five, six, seven, eight.
圣诞老人来了
Here comes Santa Claus
圣诞老人来了
Here comes Santa Claus…
所以 那就是我的工作
And so that’s what I did,
我变成了教师
I became a teacher,
珍妮弗很为我骄傲
and Jennifer seemed really proud of me.
就好像
As I was of her,
她去了好莱坞当了制片人时
when she went to Hollywood
我为她自豪一样
and became a producer.
戈登在城中
Gordon became a teacher
最好的私立学校当了老师
at the best private school in the city.
每个圣诞
Every Christmas,
他制♥作♥的圣诞剧
his productions of the nativity
都在当地报纸上有五星的评价
won the five-star review in the local paper.
戈登·莎士比亚的三部曲
Gordon Shakespeare’s three-colour trilogy
以他彩虹般的天赋重新定义了圣诞剧
has redefined nativity with its rainbow of talent
就像是被被祝福的明灯
that hangs over the city of Coventry
笼罩在考文垂城上空
like a blessed beacon.
五星
Five stars.
耶稣 玛利亚和约瑟夫
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
多棒的圣诞剧
What a performance!
保罗·马登斯的圣诞剧
Paul Maddens’ nativity
糟糕透了
was abysmal.
负两星
Minus two stars.
从那时起我决定
And that’s when I decided
讨厌圣诞节
I hated Christmas.
五年后
圣诞老人就要来了
Santa Claus is coming to town
你要注意 你最好别哭
You’d better watch out You’d better not cry…
坐下 奥利
Sit down! Oli, that’s you
你这星期被留堂了
in detention for the week.
TJ 你这星期也是
TJ, that’s you in detention for the week,
还有TJ 明天叫你父母
and also, tJ, that’s your parents
来学校
coming into school tomorrow.
圣诞老人要来了
Santa Claus is coming to town…
谁想得到五星评价
Who is going to win the 5-star review?
我们 我们 我们
Us, us, us!
我们 我们 我们
Us, us, us! Us, us, us!
我们 我们 我们 耶
Us, us, us! Yeah!
谁可以拼出伯利恒这个单词?
Who can spell me Bethlehem? Go.
B-E-L-E…
B-E-L-E…
不对 下一个 奥利
No, next. Oli.
B-e-l-t…
B-e-l-t…
不对 TJ
No! TJ?
-B-E-L-E…-不对
– B-E-L-E… – No!
早上好 孩子们
Good morning, boys and girls.
早上好 贝文女士
Good morning, Mrs Bevan!
现在我们要准备过圣诞节了
Here we are on the run-up to Christmas.
-太好了 -是不是很令人激动?
– Yes! – Isn’t that exciting?
去年 斯宾克女士
Now, last year, Mrs Spink
策划了圣诞剧
did the nativity play,
如果你们还记得的话 她上次有点沮丧
and, if you remember, she got a bit upset
她又叫又哭的
and she started shouting and crying
我还记得你们中的一些人
and some of you, I remember,
和她一起哭了
were crying with her.
所以今年我们要选个新人出来
So, we are going to have to find a new person,
今年
and this year, to make the
要做出一部最好的圣诞剧出来
best nativity play that has ever, ever been,
这个人是 马登斯先生 没错
is Mr Maddens. Yes!
祝你圣诞快乐
We wish you a Merry Christmas
祝你圣诞快乐
We wish you a Merry Christmas
新年快乐
And a Happy New Year
祝你圣诞快乐
We wish you a Merry Christmas
祝你圣诞快乐
We wish you a Merry Christmas
祝你圣诞快乐
We wish you a Merry Christmas
新年快乐
And a Happy New Year…
祝你圣诞快乐
We wish you a Merry Christmas
祝你圣诞快乐
We wish you a Merry Christmas
祝你圣诞快乐
We wish you a Merry Christmas
新年快乐
And a Happy New Year
新年快乐
And a happy New Year
新年快乐
Happy New Year…
校长办公室
你有天赋
You have the talent,
也受过这方面的训练
you have the training.
我觉得这很是很棒的事…
I think its a wonderful thing…
贝文女士
Mrs Bevan,
我在戏剧学院读了三年书
I did a three-year course in drama
那是很久以前的事了
many moons ago.
我不是很优秀的人才
I wasn’t very good.
我知道 别说这些了
Yes, I know. Let’s move on from there.
你什么时候开始选演员
When are you going to start the casting?
这些孩子都挺没用的
These children are literally useless.
我也挺没用的
I am literally useless.
请别让我来做这个
Please don’t make me do this.
想想奥科莫尔
Think about Oakmoor.
想想他们一直
Think about how
都赢得的那些好的评价
they always steal all the reviews.
我们四年前就达成一致了
We agreed four years ago
从那次我导演圣诞剧
that after my disastrous attempt
失败之后 我就不想再做了