BJ单身日记

也许是时候有一个崭新的开始了
Time to make a new start, perhaps.
BGM: Someone Like You by Van Morrison
♪ I’ve been searching’ a long time ♪
♪ For someone exactly like you ♪
♪ I’ve been travelling all around the world ♪
♪ Waitin’ for you ♪
♪ To come through ♪
♪ Someone like you ♪
♪ Will make it all worthwhile ♪
等一下
Wait a minute.
乖男孩可不会这样吻人
Nice boys don’t kiss like that.
不 他们当然会
Oh, yes, they fucking do.
♪ Keep me satisfied ♪
♪ Someone exactly like you ♪
♪ Someone exactly like you ♪
♪ Someone exactly like you ♪
♪ The best is yet to come ♪
我很高兴 他们都是我的好朋友
I’m delighted. They’re both really good friends of mine.
而且我觉得他们最后找到了彼此很好
And I think it’s great that they’ve found each other at last.
棒极了 棒极了 对了 这是波琳
Brilliant, brilliant. This is Pauline, by the way.
是波拉
Paula.
波拉
Paula.
是波拉 波拉 抱歉
Paula. Paula. Sorry.
真是妙极了 妙极了
How marvellous! Marvellous!
善良 健康 强壮的姑娘
Nice, healthy, well-built girl.
总不能和一个瘦得皮包骨头的姑娘做吧
Can’t be doing with a girl who’s just skin and bone.
我喜欢有肥臀的女人
I like a woman with a backside
你甚至可以在上面停单车 放啤酒
you can park your bike in and rest a pint on.
马尔科姆
Malcolm.
显然 我很失望
Well, obviously, I’m disappointed.
极其失望
Bitterly disappointed.
但就算姑娘有了男朋友
But just ’cause someone’s got a boyfriend…
也不一定就意味着她们不会…
doesn’t necessarily mean they won’t…
你懂的
you know…
不不 完全没有怨恨
No, no, no, there’s absolutely no bitterness…
没有心酸
no hard feelings.
我只是觉得我们都能在同一个月脱单很棒
I just think it’s great that in the same month
布丽姬特找到了达西
that Bridge found Darce…
我找到了梅兰妮
I found Melani.
我叫艾兰
It’s Alan.