我与赫夫共进晚餐（2018）

是上帝
It was God.
是上帝让我继续向前
God is the one that keep me going.
你真的相信上帝吗？
You seriously believe in God?
是的
Yes.
我知道他不会让我失望的
And I know he would never let me down.
有些人可能会说他已经让你失望了
Well, some might say he already did.
是的 他从一开始就对我不善
Yes, he make me this way, sure.
但我知道他把名誉作为一种小小的补偿赠予了我
But I know he offer fame as one of his little compensations.
这是肯定的！
I know it.
那么请问你又是怎么知道的呢？
How could you possibly know that?
因为我祈祷着奇迹出现
Because I pray for a miracle.
它就出现了
And it happen.
嗨 我是凯西
Hi. I’m Kathy.
我是你的化妆师
I’ll be your dresser.
你会变得十分出彩的
You’re going to be great.
是吗？
Oh, am I?
我在近两年里都没有试镜
I don’t have audition in nearly two year.
你已经免试了
Oh, you already have this part.
-你怎么知道？ -我就是知道
– How do you know? – Because I know.
在这个地球上 你是唯一的
There’s only one of you on this planet that we call Earth.
如果这个星球上最大的制片人 艾伦·斯班林
And if the biggest producer on this planet, Aaron Spelling,
说你能做到 你就能做到
says that you can do it, then you can.
相信我
Trust me.
和我一起呼吸
Breathe with me.
很好
That was good.
你准备好了吗？
You ready for your fitting now?
想象一个美丽的岛屿
Hervé: Imagine a beautiful island,
在天地之间
somewhere between heaven and Earth,
你所拥有的每一个梦想都能实现
where every dream you ever had can come true.
你想成为什么样的人？
What do you want to be?
一个国王？一个女王？
A king? A queen?
一个战士？一个诗人？一个世界冠军？
A warrior? A poet? A champion?
也许你想要每个人都爱你
Maybe you want to be loved by everybody.
又或者只是那么一个特殊的TA
Or just somebody.
告诉我你真正想要的生活
Just tell me the life you really want to live,
洛克先生和我将帮你实现
and Mr. Roarke and I will make it real.
飞机！飞机！
The plane! The plane!
塔图
Tattoo.
-啊 塔图 -嗨 老板
– Ah, Tattoo. – Hi, boss.
你觉得我能卖♥♥我掉的画吗？
Do you think I’ll be able to sell my paintings
给新人？
to the new arrivals?
现在不是时候
Not now, Tattoo.
请穿上你的夹克 是时候迎接我们的客人了
Put your jacket on, please. It’s time to greet our guests.
这个我已经习惯了
Oh, now this I can get used to.
走吧
Come along, Tattoo.
这是荧幕上有史以来
Hervé: It was one of the greatest
最伟大的合作之一
on-screen partnership of all time.
站好 站好
Positions, please, positions.
微笑
And smiles, everyone.
微笑
Smiles.
就像艾伦·斯班林说的
Like Aaron Spelling use to say,
赫夫是小巧而淘气的小燕子
Hervé is the tiny mischievous Starsky.
又是美好的一周 塔图
It’s going to be a good week, Tattoo.
里卡多则是沉稳而睿智的夏紫薇
Ricardo is the older, wiser Hutch.
真棒
Wonderful.
塔图 塔图 塔图
Tattoo, Tattoo, Tattoo.
我是罗克 今天我来做东
My name is Mr. Roarke, and I will be your host.
欢迎来到梦幻岛
Welcome to Fantasy Island.
-哦吼！-哇哦！
– Hear, hear! – Whoo!
这个节目大获成功
The show is a big, fat hit.
我的传奇诞生了
My legend is born.
在那边
Down that way.
嘿！兄弟
Hey! What’s up, brother?
来吧 兄弟
Come here, bro.
节目简直不能更成功了
The show is un succès énorme.
我赚的钱比我想象的要多得多得多
I make more money than I could ever dream.
每周三万五千美元！
Thirty-five thousand bucks a week!
终于 我成功了
Finally, I make it.
真的成功了
For real.
世界在我手中
The world is mine.
当然 你可以称之为奇迹
Tate: Sure, you could call it a miracle,
但其实也可以说这都是狗屎运啊
but you could also just call it crazy dumb luck.
这本质上是一样的 你不觉得吗？
It’s the same thing, don’t you see?
梦幻岛是我应得的奖励
Fantasy Island is my just reward.
上帝总该以这样或那样的方式来弥补我
He have to make it up to me one way or another.
但是你真的为之感到骄傲吗？
Tate: But were you really proud of it?
我是说 认真的吗？
I mean, truly?
你本来是一个画家
I mean, you were a serious painter.
一个艺术家
An artist.
一个刚刚起步的达利式超现实主义艺术家
A Dali-esque surrealist in the making.
然而现在却在这个垃圾场里当主角
And here you are starring in this camp trash.
你为什么总是贱兮兮的？
Why are you always such a little bitch?
你在没品的演艺界可谓是如鱼得水呢
You’ve got that market cornered, my friend.
哇
Oh!
你会后悔的 愣头青
You going to pay for that, Junior.
快走 快走 快走
Scoot, scoot, scoot.
快点 快点
Come on, come on.
赫夫！
Tate: Hervé!
哇！
Whoo-hoo!
他妈的
What the fuck?
丹尼！
Hello, Danny!
停车 你这混♥蛋♥！
Stop the stupid car, you little punk!
-赫夫！
– Hervé!
耶稣！
Jesus!
小混♥蛋♥
Midget prick.
他妈的
Fucking…
你搞毛线啊！
What the fuck?
这一点都不好笑 这简直糟透了
It’s not funny. This is fucked.
我很抱歉
Oh, I’m sorry.
我给你买♥♥一件新的
I buy you a new one.
用什么买♥♥？
With what?
你那张不能付款的信♥用♥卡♥？
One of your declined credit cards?
嘿
Hey.
那我们为什么不谈这个呢？
Why don’t we talk about this then, huh?
你在片场认识的那个女演员 她叫什么名字 卡米尔？
The actress you met on set. What’s her name, Camille?
那是她的名字 对吧？
That’s her name, right?
我不会说她的名字
I don’t say her name.
永远都不
Ever.
塔图 塔图 塔图
Tattoo, Tattoo, Tattoo…
我叫罗克
Roarke: My name is Mr. Roarke.
今天由我来做东
I will be your host.
欢迎来到梦幻岛
Welcome to Fantasy Island.
卡！把这段拷贝了
And cut. Print that one.
你们太棒了
You guys were great.
我希望你能收集关于她的一切信息
I want you to find out everything you can about her.
谁？
Who?
她？
Her?
年轻漂亮的女士 真是太荣幸了
Young, beautiful lady. Such a pleasure.
凯西 我想让你和她谈谈 拜托了
Kathy, I want you to talk to her, please.
为什么？
Why?
她喜欢我
Well, she like me.
她只是想玩玩 仅此而已
She’s just playing, that’s all.
女人这样的话可不是什么好兆头
Well, it’s not a good sign when women are like that.
非常感谢
Thank you so much.
告诉她我想见她
Tell her I want to meet her.
告诉她我有一颗浪漫的心
Tell her I have the heart of a poet.
-谢谢 -玩的开心
– Thanks. – Enjoy.
去吧
Come on.
拜托了 凯西 去吧
Please, Kathy. Come on.
太甜了
So sweet.