神奇燕尾服（2002）

No.
不是
Constipated?
便秘?
No.
不是
A little.
有一点啦
Tell me, what’s wrong?
告诉我 怎么了?
It’s just no guy would ever do anything for me
只是没有人愿意为我付出一切
Iike what you did for her.
像你对她做的那样
Or tried to do.
或者有心想做
You know why?
你知道为什么吗?
Because you are a pain in the butt.
因为你很难缠
Yeah, nice working with you, too.
对 跟你在一起工作也很愉快
Hello.
你好
Delilah, excuse me.
狄莱拉 抱歉
You want to have a coffee?
你想喝杯咖啡吗?
I only drink organic green tea.
我只喝有机绿茶
Wrong answer.
回答错了
You’re never going to have a boyfriend.
你这样交不到男朋友的
Fine.
好吧
Coffee. I love coffee.
咖啡 我喜欢喝咖啡
You learn quick.
你学得很快
Is that your happy face or your horny face?
你那表情是笑咪♥咪♥还是色眯眯?
I tell you later.
等会告诉你
One, two, three, four
1 2 3 4
Get up
起来!
Getty-get, get-get-get get on up
快-快-快-快-快起来!
Get on up
快起来!
Get up now
马上起来!
Getty-get, get-get-get…
快-快-快-快-快…
James. James…
詹姆斯 詹姆斯…
Tong…
唐…
Get-get-get get on up…
快-快-快-快起来…
Cut.
卡!
Get up now
马上起来!
Getty-get, get-get-get on up
快-快-快-快-快起来!
Oh…
哦…
Couldn’t tell you what I’m about to say.
我真的不知该说什么了
Purse!
皮包!
Cut.
卡!
I’m sorry.
对不起
Huh?
怎么?
The bird hit the guy.
这只鸟害这家伙被打到
Huh?
什么?
Is this a bunch of crap.
这是堆垃圾
Is this a bunch crap?
这是堆垃圾?
Bunch of crap.
垃圾
Okay.
好的
You think I’m speak very good English, huh?
你以为我英文讲的很棒 是吗?
What’s in your head, flies out your mouth.
想到什么马上脱口而出
What’s in your head, fly from your mouth.
想到什么马上脱口而出
What’s in your mouth…
讲到什么…
That’s okay. Cut.
没关系 卡!
No wonder.
难怪
This is why you don’t have a boyfriend.
难怪你没有男朋友
That’s…
那是…
That’s… thought…
那是… 以为…
Frog?
青蛙?
Fraud.
骗子
Look at…
看看…
Look at her ugly face.
看看她的丑脸
Every time I look…
我每次看到…
Every time, she just like this.
每次 他就像这样
How can I act?
我怎么演的下去?
Can we do a single on me? No.
不然拍我一个人就好了? 不行
Action!
开始!
Aah…
啊…
No, no, no.
不 不 不
Cut! Cut!
卡! 卡!
Let’s follow ’em. They’ll take us to the lab.
我们跟着他们 他们会带我们到实验室去
Who?
谁?
Let’s…
让我们…
Cut.
卡吧!
I got the happy partner over here.
我的搭档让我发笑
Jimmy.
吉米
What do you…?
你做什么…?
She smile the whole movie.
她整片从头到尾都在笑
Waste of film, waste of time.
浪费胶卷、浪费时间
What is she doing?
她在做什么?
Hit me!
打我!
Oh, no!
哦 不!
You’re fast.
你好快
But I’m faster.
但我更快
Good God!
真有你的!